I wouldn't miss this game if...

[Laloosh]

I wouldn't miss this game if I broke my leg carrying the beer and pizza up the stairs 30 minutes before kickoff...

 

[KK84]

I wouldn't miss this game if my wife went into labor right at kickoff. Oh wait, that could actually happen…

 

[AROS]

I wouldn't miss this game if my muse Sofía Vergara decided to sleep with me. (Okay can I take that back?)

 

[KARAVARUS]

...I was not a fan of either team because this is what the NFL is all about.

 

[hawks4thewin]

I wouldn't miss this game if fi emag siht ssim t'ndluow I

 

[minormillikin]

I wouldn't miss this game if my wife went into labor right at kickoff. Oh wait, that could actually happen…

On that note, my wife wouldn't miss the game if she went into labor. Little Russell Sherman would be born in the 300 level of the Clink.

 

[droop828]

I work 3rd shift here in NC and I planned a vacation day around this game for tonight.