Harbaugh blames Seattle Crowd Noise for Aldon Smith (satire)

[Cartire]

http://profootballmock.com/jim-harbaugh ... owd-noise/

“If we lose Aldon for any length of time over this matter, I will be livid,” snarled the coach. “If anyone should be suspended for Aldon’s arrest, it should be the entire Seahawks starting lineup. I’m telling you, I haven’t been this pissed since that flagrant hold by (Baltimore CB) Jimmy Smith in the Super Bowl caused Michael Crabtree to injure his leg during our May minicamp.”

 

[Sports Hernia]

http://profootballmock.com/jim-harbaugh-blames-aldon-smith-arrest-seahawks-crowd-noise/

“If we lose Aldon for any length of time over this matter, I will be livid,” snarled the coach. “If anyone should be suspended for Aldon’s arrest, it should be the entire Seahawks starting lineup. I’m telling you, I haven’t been this pissed since that flagrant hold by (Baltimore CB) Jimmy Smith in the Super Bowl caused Michael Crabtree to injure his leg during our May minicamp.”

Somehow I don't think the ninnies trolls will see the humor in this!

 

[HawkWow]

Good stuff, Cartire.

But you know what ISN'T funny? A commercial I just saw on NFL net. I was so taken back by it that I was unable to fully process. The commercial was "Have Jim Harbaugh coach your kids". I sh*t you not.

Only the parents that let their kids stay at Neverland ranch would consider such an offer.

 

[GeekHawk]

The comments are funnier than the article!