Coach Shitano
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As head coach of the Bucs, I was thrilled about your struggles this past Monday. You will not blow us out. We will LOSE to you in GLORIOUS FASHION!
Ask me questions about the Bucs.
Ask me questions about the Bucs.
Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa
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Throwdown
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Da hell happened to your secondary?
imnKOgnito
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If Darrelle Revis can play on an island, which one do you have him playing on?
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BEST.
NAME.
EVER.
NAME.
EVER.
Coach Shitano
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Throwdown":1pw4a0t2 said:
As head coach, I demand that Darrelle Revis play zone instead of lock down Man to Man. I don't care how much he makes per year. He has to play in MY system.
Also because I'm an ex-college coach, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing schematically in the NFL.
I miss Rutgers.
Throwdown
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Why does your QB look like a horror film villain?
Why doesn't Shiano get that gap in his teeth fixed?
Why doesn't Shiano get that gap in his teeth fixed?
rastahawk
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What kind of lunch box does your QB have?
ivotuk
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Welcome coach shitonu! If your team has success running the ball, will you punt?
drdiags
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Did you want to punch Josh Freeman in the face? What did you think of Tom Coughlin jumping in your face after your victory-formation smash? Will you start blitzing shot-gun victory formations?
Sac
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What are the chances you're getting fired before the season ends!?
Throwdown
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Coach Shitano":2dfjrxw1 said:
So... He's not a better corner than Richard Sherman? Because Sherm can play either and still lock fools down.
I think we've answered the question of who's the best CB in the league here, fellas.
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imnKOgnito":39zbwuyw said:
I'm game planning for an island somewhere in the Caribbean. I'm a genius, so I think he would be most effective there. Can't wait for gametime!!!
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Seeker":3hzpdfxr said:
For some reason, Bucs fans REFUSE to call me by my REAL name. So I chose to speak to you guys with what I think is the coolest sounding name that they have given me (I don't like some of the other names they call me).
The only problem with the name I'm using now, is that Buc fans tend to put emphasis on the first syllable.
But it still sounds cool (thumbs up)!
twisted_steel2
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More of a request instead of a question.
Can you please wear your old school orange uni's this Sunday?
k, Thanks!
Buccaneer Bruce! Love the old uni's.
Can you please wear your old school orange uni's this Sunday?
k, Thanks!
Buccaneer Bruce! Love the old uni's.
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Hi Coach Shitano. Two questions:
If you had Russell Wilson on your team, would you run him out of town to play Mike Glennon like you did Josh Freeman in an attempt to overthink the QB position in exactly the same fashion that NCSU once did?
Also, can you talk to Domenik or the Glazers or whoever and bring back the creamsicle unis and the pirate with the cutlass in his teeth on a full-time basis?
If you had Russell Wilson on your team, would you run him out of town to play Mike Glennon like you did Josh Freeman in an attempt to overthink the QB position in exactly the same fashion that NCSU once did?
Also, can you talk to Domenik or the Glazers or whoever and bring back the creamsicle unis and the pirate with the cutlass in his teeth on a full-time basis?
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Throwdown":1uvknrmz said:
Watch your mouth buddy! There are two things that you will NOT TALK BAD ABOUT!!!
Those two things are:
1) My Gapped Teeth
2) My SCRAWNY 3rd round QB (I love my hand picked QB. Josh Freeman had to go)
Stop it right now!!!
Clayfighter
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This thread has me dying as I sit at work... :lol:
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rastahawk":3h50moug said:
I don't get into what the players eat in the dining facility, I just make sure that they sign in and sign out when they do enter and exit (real talk).
BleedGreenNblue
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This is classic
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ivotuk":3g8umbw9 said:
Thank you for the welcome!
Doug Martin is injured. He was my saving grace. I tried to run him into the ground (and apparently, I did so).
We have a couple of other no-name backs that can produce flashes, but nothing consistent like Doug.
Too bad our OL has been eating so much Swiss Cheese, because according to the old saying, "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT".
My punter will be crucial in this upcoming game. He will be getting a LOT OF WORK.
