Funniest poster on this forum

[Maulbert]

Maulbert

Bullshit.

 

[homerun1970]

Canhawk used to crack me up Pehawk also.

 

[olyfan63]

So many of us spend so much time being serious here, that it was hard to think of an ONGOING funny poster. The best candidates for "funniest" then water it down with like, serious football talk, and football and Seahawks related analysis and insight.

It might be easier to come up with the funniest THREADS, and see if anybody had the defining moment in two or more of those.

When's the last time you were reading Seahawks.NET, maybe drinking a glass of milk, and read a post that made you accidentally snort milk out your nose and nearly spill the glass while you doubled over in laughter?

 

[Zebulon Dak]

I'm not even at all funny. But I'm not voting for any of those other dicks.

 

[Maulbert]

Fender, maybe, if only because his trolling attempts are hilariously bad.

 

[Maulbert]

One thing I will say, is it ain't Largent80. That guy thought he was bleeding hilarious, but he was really just a loud jackass who couldn't take what he attempted to dish out. At least Peaches and Pe have rhino skin.

 

[Zebulon Dak]

Who tf is voting for kearly? That dude is smart and has good taeks but he's never made me laugh not even once.

 

[Hawkboi]

I second Les, he's still with us in our minds and souls... Miss him! :les: Obviously PE steps up to the plate... :2thumbs:

 

[Ozzy]

Half of these guys don't even post anymore. The correct answer is me and Fender. Hansgruber was entertaining as well. I still also wonder whatever happened to Sonichawk

 

[QuahHawk]

Who tf is voting for kearly? That dude is smart and has good taeks but he's never made me laugh not even once.

I know right.

 

[BlueTalon]

It might be easier to come up with the funniest THREADS, and see if anybody had the defining moment in two or more of those.

When's the last time you were reading Seahawks.NET, maybe drinking a glass of milk, and read a post that made you accidentally snort milk out your nose and nearly spill the glass while you doubled over in laughter?

No milk involved, but the thread about Russell Wilson after he was drafted had me laughing for hours, and I think I mean that literally.

 

[Ad Hawk]

It might be easier to come up with the funniest THREADS, and see if anybody had the defining moment in two or more of those.

When's the last time you were reading Seahawks.NET, maybe drinking a glass of milk, and read a post that made you accidentally snort milk out your nose and nearly spill the glass while you doubled over in laughter?

No milk involved, but the thread about Russell Wilson after he was drafted had me laughing for hours, and I think I mean that literally.

I just revisited that (since-redacted) thread in the archives a couple days ago, Russ photo-shopped into the new uniform. It was one of the all-time best ever. . . and sadly, many of the contributors from that thread rarely post here much or at all any more. I don't know all the reasons.

But the creativity, willingness to laugh at each other and our new rookie, was coffee-spewingly delightful. I wish people could lighten up a lot here, relax, take stuff more in stride, and enjoy the ride.

 

[olyfan63]

Hell, I forgot HansGruber. If nothing else, his avatar was always worth a chuckle. Enjoyed his posts.
Sad news for Hans fans, though. Hans Died Hard apparently, met his John McLane, and hasn't been seen since. RIP Hans.

 

[Threedee]

Largent80 is pretty amusing, and he has a great avatar.

 

[Tical21]

I gotta' go with Tical. His blatant refusal to give any credit to Russ for pretty much anything, all while acting like he likes the guy is next level funny.

Ain’t a thing funny about paying that guy what we just paid him.

 

[Sarlacc83]

DohBoy, VolsungHawk, JesterHawk and HawksFTW always found ways to make me laugh. They deserve a mention.

And for awhile CANHawk was king of the Smack Shack.

 

[Sac]

Has to be. . .

Sac

I just got a little hard.

 

[Maulbert]

I gotta' go with Tical. His blatant refusal to give any credit to Russ for pretty much anything, all while acting like he likes the guy is next level funny.

Ain’t a thing funny about paying that guy what we just paid him.

In 2 years it's going to look like a bargain.

 

[Sac]

What are the chances Tical owns a MAGA hat, and has serious "economic anxiety?"

 

[Chapow]

I gotta' go with Tical. His blatant refusal to give any credit to Russ for pretty much anything, all while acting like he likes the guy is next level funny.

Ain’t a thing funny about paying that guy what we just paid him.

In 2 years it's going to look like a bargain.

Meh. I feel like this cliche gets thrown around a little too much. I don't think it's ever going to look like a bargain, but I do think it's going to look perfectly reasonable.