Flynn Signs 1-year deal with Patriots

[kidhawk]

Schefter is reporting on twitter. Not a total surprise with the Brady suspension looming

 

[Milehighhawk]

Is this a sign they aren't confident in the appeal going through?

 

[JAGHAWK]

Is this a sign they aren't confident in the appeal going through?

and/or Garoppolo is garbage.

 

[Hasselbeck]

Is this a sign they aren't confident in the appeal going through?

and/or Garoppolo is garbage.

And/or they had 2 QB's on the roster and if Brady is suspended for four that's cut in half.

 

[kearly]

Well, the Packers are now officially one injury away from starting Brett Hundley at QB. Great news for us.

 

[hawknation2015]

Well, the Packers are now officially one injury away from starting Brett Hundley at QB. Great news for us.

I would actually like to see what Hundley could do behind that offensive line. When he has had time in the pocket, he has been a very successful QB in the past.

Since Green Bay has the best pass blocking OL in the league, that seems like a very good for them and for Hundley. Plus, he gets paid to hold a clipboard and learn from the best in the game.

 

[canfan]

According to sources, the Patriots were forced to sign Flynn after an unfortunate miscommunication between the coaching staff and the trainers occurred. After Jimmy Garoppolo threw 5 interceptions against backup DB's during OTA's, the OC Josh McDaniels was heard to mutter "we have to find a way to pump this guy up!" The training and equipment staff had not received the memo that this no longer constituted a hidden message regarding psi, and took what they thought was appropriate action.

A spokesman for the Boston area paramedics have released a statement, saying that while they were able to extract the hose, needle and air pressure gauge from the unfortunate quarterback's rectum, it took longer than anticipated as they had to call in Mass Energy to cut the power to the compressor prior to proceeding. Garoppolo is now resting comfortably in a local area hospital under observation. Attending physician, Doc Holliday said that now it is just a matter of letting Jimmy deflate naturally. Once he is back down to the regulation 12.5 psi he will be released.

Meanwhile, a spokesman for Jimmy Garoppolo also released a statement. He said that assertions that he had any knowledge of a hose being shoved up his anus are strictly circumstantial, and no direct evidence ties him to the Patriots staff who are now claiming they mistook him for a blow up tackling dummy. Furthermore, Mr Garoppolo asserts that he has never, ever met any of the Patriot staffers involved in the incident and wants to assure the public that he will take all necessary steps to clear his name and prove his innocence....unless of course it involves him disclosing any of his personal messages or allowing any of his electronic devices to be examined. :thirishdrinkers:

 

[Sports Hernia]

According to sources, the Patriots were forced to sign Flynn after an unfortunate miscommunication between the coaching staff and the trainers occurred. After Jimmy Garoppolo threw 5 interceptions against backup DB's during OTA's, the OC Josh McDaniels was heard to mutter "we have to find a way to pump this guy up!" The training and equipment staff had not received the memo that this no longer constituted a hidden message regarding psi, and took what they thought was appropriate action.

A spokesman for the Boston area paramedics have released a statement, saying that while they were able to extract the hose, needle and air pressure gauge from the unfortunate quarterback's rectum, it took longer than anticipated as they had to call in Mass Energy to cut the power to the compressor prior to proceeding. Garoppolo is now resting comfortably in a local area hospital under observation. Attending physician, Doc Holliday said that now it is just a matter of letting Jimmy deflate naturally. Once he is back down to the regulation 12.5 psi he will be released.

Meanwhile, a spokesman for Jimmy Garoppolo also released a statement. He said that assertions that he had any knowledge of a hose being shoved up his anus are strictly circumstantial, and no direct evidence ties him to the Patriots staff who are now claiming they mistook him for a blow up tackling dummy. Furthermore, Mr Garoppolo asserts that he has never, ever met any of the Patriot staffers involved in the incident and wants to assure the public that he will take all necessary steps to clear his name and prove his innocence....unless of course it involves him disclosing any of his personal messages or allowing any of his electronic devices to be examined. :thirishdrinkers:

:th2thumbs:

 

[hgwellz12]

VERY well done canfan!

 

[MizzouHawkGal]

According to sources, the Patriots were forced to sign Flynn after an unfortunate miscommunication between the coaching staff and the trainers occurred. After Jimmy Garoppolo threw 5 interceptions against backup DB's during OTA's, the OC Josh McDaniels was heard to mutter "we have to find a way to pump this guy up!" The training and equipment staff had not received the memo that this no longer constituted a hidden message regarding psi, and took what they thought was appropriate action.

A spokesman for the Boston area paramedics have released a statement, saying that while they were able to extract the hose, needle and air pressure gauge from the unfortunate quarterback's rectum, it took longer than anticipated as they had to call in Mass Energy to cut the power to the compressor prior to proceeding. Garoppolo is now resting comfortably in a local area hospital under observation. Attending physician, Doc Holliday said that now it is just a matter of letting Jimmy deflate naturally. Once he is back down to the regulation 12.5 psi he will be released.

Meanwhile, a spokesman for Jimmy Garoppolo also released a statement. He said that assertions that he had any knowledge of a hose being shoved up his anus are strictly circumstantial, and no direct evidence ties him to the Patriots staff who are now claiming they mistook him for a blow up tackling dummy. Furthermore, Mr Garoppolo asserts that he has never, ever met any of the Patriot staffers involved in the incident and wants to assure the public that he will take all necessary steps to clear his name and prove his innocence....unless of course it involves him disclosing any of his personal messages or allowing any of his electronic devices to be examined. :thirishdrinkers:

:th2thumbs:

This sir is classic. I'm tempted to pin it regardless of the repercussions to myself. :mrgreen: