Farting into couch

[Slick]

Is this a violation or okay to do especially if you think the couch will absorb the stench?

 

[hugecanoli]

No violation if significant other is less than two feet away.

 

[MORGULON]

Who's couch

 

[Slick]

Who's couch

any couch. I tried this once with leather. Doesn’t work

 

[minormillikin]

It can release a pretty epic stench when you finally stand up, and a little more when you sit back down.

I'm all for it. Godspeed, Farting Guy!

 

[MORGULON]

any couch. I tried this once with leather. Doesn’t work

Did you have clothing on ? That makes a difference

 

[Seahawkfan80]

The couch must be pulled from the Starship and put into the smaller ship because it has had experience in farting. Of course. You know this.

 

[Slick]

This game though!

 

[djb28]

Tuck the blanket between your legs then let loose. With a firm tight grip.

 

[djb28]

Dont forget to blame the dog if all else fails.

 

[GemCity]

If it’s a bus fart, you can do it. You just don’t want it bouncing off the cushion and back into your face.

 

[minormillikin]

Dont forget to blame the dog if all else fails.

I often blame my wife, even when it's just the 2 of us in the room.

"That was you," I say.

 

[BigBill1945]

Is this a violation or okay to do especially if you think the couch will absorb the stench?

Only if you blow a hole in the couch will it be called on you.

 

[SeAhAwKeR4life]

I though this post was about our defensive game plan. Clickbait!

 

[Seahawkfan80]

I often blame my wife, even when it's just the 2 of us in the room.

"That was you," I say.

Can you move the cat 4 inches to the left please?
Thanks.

 

[PateratoWilson]

Go to replay.