Redemption!
"Suffering is the result of clinging(to bad players)" Buddha
"the Unexamined Season (Life) is Not Worth Living!" Socrates
The Five Proofs are five arguments regarding the existence of Marshawn Lynch:
The first and more manifest way is the argument from motion. It is certain, and evident to the twelveth man, that in the world some things are in motion. (regardless of down or distance)
The second way is from the nature of the efficient play calling. In the world of football sense we find there is an order of efficient causes. There is no case known (neither is it, indeed, possible) in which a thing is found to be the efficient cause of itself; for so it would be prior to itself, which is impossible. (See Micheal Robinson and the Oline)
The third way is taken from possibility and necessity, and runs thus. We find in football things that are possible to be and not to be, since they are found to be generated, and to corrupt, and consequently, they are possible to be and not to be. But it is impossible for these always to exist, for that which is possible not to be at some time is not. (when Bevell uses another RB and there is a punt)
The fourth way is taken from the gradation to be found in playcalling. Among beings there are some more and some less good, true, noble and the like. But “more” and “less” are predicated of different things, according as they resemble in their different ways something which is the maximum, as a thing is said to be hotter according as it more nearly resembles that which is hottest; ( Like Lynch is an MVP)
The fifth way is taken from the governance of the football world. We see that things which lack intelligence, such as referees, act for an end, and this is evident from their acting always, or nearly always, in the same way, so as to obtain the worst result. Hence it is plain that not fortuitously, but designedly, do they achieve their end. Now whatever lacks intelligence cannot move towards an end or end zone quite like Lynch. (see referees; Carey)
