Eff Dave Portnoy

[pmedic920]

I think the shirt is funny. Relax, you guys won. Portnoy likes to troll

Funny thing about “funny”, it’s subjective.

Most of think US think this is “funny”.

 

[JPatera76]

Portnay is the embodiment of most COCKY mouth. Breathing patriots fans. He just happens to be the more ignorant one of them. As far as “celebrities” go I don’t think i hate anymore than him.. or Andrew Tate… they’re kinda similar someways.

I did like on his own barstool podcast his guys or guests or whatever absolutely dunked and punked his drunken ass.

 

[94Smith]

Funny thing about “funny”, it’s subjective.

Most of think US think this is “funny”.

But those would not be funny on a shirt. This would be though

 

[SocialParasite]

Every time Portnoy loses money, an Angel gets their wings.

 

[SmokinHawk]

While I love the pizza reviews, the dude is insufferable. I loved watching his 10,000 foot stare. Such delicious schadenfreude.

 

[CalgaryFan05]

Come on y’all

This ain’t about hating on me, take that to the shack.

Let’s hate on Dave here, and hope he googles himself occasionally.

@DavePortnoy

Looks like a douche. I have no idea who he is.

But he looks like he 'Googles' himself far more than occasionally

 

[Welshers2]

Didn't this guy get accused of rape by like 100 different women?

 

[MoldyPurpleMayo]

Yep, he's a total clown and has been for a while now.

Random tidbit: I actually look like him. Not 100%, but a good 75%. I have a long beard because of this, as I've often got stopped by random people thinking I was him. Combine that with the daily use of 1 of 5 (6 now after the SB) Seattle Seahawks hats, I've stopped getting approached. Years ago when he wasn't so obnoxious I thought it would be funny to apply for a security job to barstool sports as a gag.

The kicker? My wife absolutely hates him and hates when I reference him as my twin as a joke

 

[Hockey Guy]

Eff Dave Portnoy is already my default position but thx for the reminder.

 

[glenwo2]

But those would not be funny on a shirt. This would be though


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Of course.

It's an all-time picture.

I imagine even Niners fans would wear this at this point.