I am an old fatty, but I ain't giving up cooking with butter and lard, ok it's a southern thing. I ain't giving up pasta or sweet stuff or cocktails. Cakes are just too good, decadent or not.
I have provisioned a budget for one-way ticket to Switzerland or the Netherlands when my decades of a fat and sugar diet become a burden to society.
For now, please leave me alone, let me eat and drink.