Don't Drink and Prime

[AROS]

Amazon Prime. Shopping at Amazon with a Prime account is a dangerous thing. Ask me how I know.

 

[OneLofaTatupu]

Amazon Prime. Shopping at Amazon with a Prime account is a dangerous thing. Ask me how I know.

When I got sober it was my trade off addiction. Luckily that has passed. Bezos is a sick man.

 

[Aircrew]

Amazon Prime. Shopping at Amazon with a Prime account is a dangerous thing. Ask me how I know.

Aros nails it! It was a phrase my friends and I came up with back in my drinking days. When packages started showing up and we had NO memory of buying anyting online until we checked our Amazon order history. Oops...don't drink and "Prime".

 

[Aircrew]

How much was it?

$500-ish.

Which, now that I think about it, is about a Costco trip these days.

 

[WestCoastChippewa]

Wonderful and Mighty at the same time. Steve's servant mentality influenced even the Oklahoma schools to reintroduce the
(10 C's).

 

[WestCoastChippewa]

Amazon Prime. Shopping at Amazon with a Prime account is a dangerous thing. Ask me how I know.

Imagine what it's like for us living here in Alaska...

 

[Rat]

Amazon Prime. Shopping at Amazon with a Prime account is a dangerous thing. Ask me how I know.

Ah, that makes sense! My daughter really likes those Prime drinks, so that's where my brain went first.

 

[Rat]

When I got sober it was my trade off addiction. Luckily that has passed. Bezos is a sick man.

I was like that in the early days of eBay, buying so much junk in the closing seconds of auctions. I was going through old stuff the other day and found a golf ball signed by Britney Spears. Based on the certificate of authenticity only looking marginally more official than if it had been written in crayon on a napkin, I'm guessing I got scammed. I also found a Jon Kitna jersey. Jon Kitna's mom probably doesn't have a Jon Kitna jersey.

 

[OneLofaTatupu]

I was like that in the early days of eBay, buying so much junk in the closing seconds of auctions. I was going through old stuff the other day and found a golf ball signed by Britney Spears. Based on the certificate of authenticity only looking marginally more official than if it had been written in crayon on a napkin, I'm guessing I got scammed. I also found a Jon Kitna jersey. Jon Kitna's mom probably doesn't have a Jon Kitna jersey.

It’s Britney bitch