Colin Kaepernick is a thief and a liar

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Why is it that the worse you are at acting, the better you are in TV commercials?
 

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My favorites are when he lost the Super Bowl and when he got his ass whooped in our house. Again. Oh, wait; those aren't commercials. Well, they're advertisements for a classless wuss that won't shake hands after a beating, in any case. 8)
 

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A Rams fan coworker of mine has already dubbed Wilson "The Troll" simply based on his role in the Pro Football Mock QB Facebook conversations, and exacerbated by the EA commercials with Kaepernick. 8) I love it.

I desperately hope it's Wilson who is eating the wings, hahaha.
 

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Since its a "replay" of the QB's from the SB, I'm thinking its the Harbaugh brothers eating the wings. Book it. Second guess would be Ray Lewis
 

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In the second commercial they are naked in the shower, unsure how they got there and uncomfortable facing these feelings
 

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Are you saying that Wilson would volunteer to be a thief in a nationwide commercial? Our golden boy? Never.


Would be funny though.
 

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I thank thank thank the Big Seahawk in the Sky in my prayers every night that we picked Big Game James at #25 :th2thumbs: ,

instead of Dalton or this Kaeperdork guy.

In the next one, I predict you see Ray Lewis swoopty on the chicken wings, and later is gnawing on them like a mongrel,
while in the background you can hear our own QBOTF, Russell Wilson say, "Go Hawks!"

Thus, "the torch" of who's cool(RW), and who's not(CKbag), will be passed...
from Ray Lewis to Russell.
As will the Lombardi Trophy...
 

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I guarantee the chicken thief will be a white guy. Probably harbogs or Peyton Manning.
 

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I never seem to have a reason to visit Mickey D's ... however, after watching the commercial, I checked the comments.
FWIW, I found this entry from a poster:

firefox88100 1 day ago
"If u go to McDonalds and look at the new wings it has Kaepernick Joe Flaco Victor Cruz so I think Victor Cruz took the wings"

If they stay with a QB -- as the character portraying the Wing Bandit -- then I agree, the most comical choice would be RW.
My next QB choice, is RGKnee, followed by Luck. If it's not Victor, and they don't stay with the QB theme, then I'm thinking
someone fast, like Jacoby Jones. Well maybe not, but it's the first person I thought of. We'll see ...
 

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Nobody turned out the lights. Aldon Smith just hit a power line pole while driving drunk.
 
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