I mean the helmets are the only thing decent. But the jersey and pants? Who were the brain trust that thought it would be a good idea to place poop speckles on them as if flicked from a dirty spoon?
Oh, yes, it’s supposed to represent sand in the tumultuous desert. Yes, please continue to piss on my head and tell me it’s raining.
I like what my girl said when she saw them tonight:
“It looks like they took all their uniforms and placed them on the ground a few feet back of 4x4 trucks as they spin their wheels in mud.”
