Cardinals Rivalries Unis are Hideous

[AROS]

I mean the helmets are the only thing decent. But the jersey and pants? Who were the brain trust that thought it would be a good idea to place poop speckles on them as if flicked from a dirty spoon?

Oh, yes, it’s supposed to represent sand in the tumultuous desert. Yes, please continue to piss on my head and tell me it’s raining.

I like what my girl said when she saw them tonight:

“It looks like they took all their uniforms and placed them on the ground a few feet back of 4x4 trucks as they spin their wheels in mud.”

 

[projectorfreak]

She's a Keeper

 

[rjdriver]

I mean the helmets are the only thing decent. But the jersey and pants? Who were the brain trust that thought it would be a good idea to place poop speckles on them as if flicked from a dirty spoon?

Oh, yes, it’s supposed to represent sand in the tumultuous desert. Yes, please continue to piss on my head and tell me it’s raining.

I like what my girl said when she saw them tonight:

“It looks like they took all their uniforms and placed them on the ground a few feet back of 4x4 trucks as they spin their wheels in mud.”

Agree 100%…

Well not a 100%, I didn’t think the helmets were decent. I thought they were really cool and liked them a lot. The painters jerseys were indeed awful though.

 

[Maulbert]

I mean the helmets are the only thing decent. But the jersey and pants? Who were the brain trust that thought it would be a good idea to place poop speckles on them as if flicked from a dirty spoon?

Oh, yes, it’s supposed to represent sand in the tumultuous desert. Yes, please continue to piss on my head and tell me it’s raining.

I like what my girl said when she saw them tonight:

“It looks like they took all their uniforms and placed them on the ground a few feet back of 4x4 trucks as they spin their wheels in mud.”

They look like Shai-Hulud took a shit on them.

 

[Trackhawk]

Not a fan of the helmets either. My mind kept telling me that it was the circa 1980’s Buccaneers out there.

 

[CalgaryFan05]

I, for the record, absolutely hate the entire rivalries uniform concept completely.

 

[Cyrus12]

And ours are better?

 

[Bobblehead]

Just another way, again, to grab your bucks is all it is...

Pretty sure it's only a matter of time, they will have Mon Nite Jerseys, Thursday Jerseys..

 

[Ruminator]

While many rivalry unis look like get-it-done-quick-the-deadline's-tomorrow products, I actually liked the Card's helmets, esp the incorporation of metallic gold in the bird's bill.

 

[AROS]

And ours are better?

Yes.

 

[Aircrew]

It's as if Nike is taking the strategy behind the "hot take" and applying it to uniforms. Dream something up so moronic and absurd that all we do is talk about it. And here we are.

 

[FreshBoxLive]

Presented without comment

 

[Boycie]

They looked like they were left in a musty damp basement and had mold spores all over them.

 

[Wsumatt1982]

I think those uniforms look amazing. I mean, they are 0-1 while wearing them. Does it get any better than that?

 

[Seak]

I mean the helmets are the only thing decent. But the jersey and pants? Who were the brain trust that thought it would be a good idea to place poop speckles on them as if flicked from a dirty spoon?

Oh, yes, it’s supposed to represent sand in the tumultuous desert. Yes, please continue to piss on my head and tell me it’s raining.

I like what my girl said when she saw them tonight:

“It looks like they took all their uniforms and placed them on the ground a few feet back of 4x4 trucks as they spin their wheels in mud.”

When I first saw them I thought something was ****** with the turf
"Why are they so dirty already?" hahha

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

I literally cleaned my screens as I thought the dirt was on my end.

 

[SocialParasite]

I literally cleaned my screens as I thought the dirt was on my end.

Hey SCH, haven't seen you in a while.

 

[CouchLogic]

 

[flv2]

Just another way, again, to grab your bucks is all it is...

Pretty sure it's only a matter of time, they will have Mon Nite Jerseys, Thursday Jerseys..

Coming soon...Wednesday jerseys.

 

[cymatica]

Taco Bell Toilet Bowl uni's