My (friend) walks into a restaurant wearing his fishing gear, also having been out to see for two weeks along the coast of Alaska, and having had no shower. He is flanked by several other crew members. They sit down to order a nice steak dinner.
One of the other patrons of the establishment speaks up and says, "Clearly somebody's deodorant has stopped working."
My (friend) responds with, "Well it ain't mine, it ain't mine, I ain't wearing any!"