AgentDib":nhnkv5zi said:
mrt144":nhnkv5zi said:
If Pete can do the damn thing on defense again with pulling in 5 studs on defense in 2 drafts, maybe they can win another SB without advancing their tactics some.
There are different paths to success in the NFL and doing it with defense is a legitimate tactic that Pete knows and is excellent at. I wouldn't want him to try to imitate Andy Reid anymore than I think Reid should try to copy Pete Carroll.
Our best shot is maximizing what we do well and like any team the luck factor cannot be ignored. Just a couple of plays this season made the difference between us making the playoffs at all, or advancing past Dallas in the wild card round. We shouldn't overreact to them.
Do you know how frustrating it is to be rooting for the team whose only shot at getting back to that level involves one of the least interesting (to me) and most hilariously speculative means in the draft and free agency. Seriously, it's like a hilarious cosmic joke on me as a fan.
"Hey Marc, says you like tactics in football."
"Yup"
"Says you also like amazing circus plays from offense and defense alike"
"Yup"
"Alrighty, here's what I'm gonna do for you as the Universe. You get to root for a team that will be loaded to the brim with talent a personality, they will take you all the way to the promised land as a fan and do so with tactical panache with their RB QB combo"
"Wow, that's awesome. Thanks Universe! What's the team?"
"The Seahawks. I figure you live in Seattle now, your life has settled down and you're in a better place as a person, and I just kinda owe it to you at this point. Your wife is a local, she grew up groaning over them, she loves Marshawn Lynch from his Cal days, most your good friends went to Cal during Marshawn's days...so I'll make that happen. It'll be great"
"Alright Universe, sign me up!"
"Great, sign on the line here and we'll get started right away"
"Alrighty, T crossed. By the way, there's a catch right? Like there's no way that this lasts forever."
"Oh, that's the best part. That one SB will make you feel amazing, it will be done with such flair that you will get hooked to that level of dominance. I can't reveal it all because the narrative is too darn cute, but I will say this - it's better to be lucky than good"
"Oh...huh, well alright. GO HAWKS!"
*Beastquake happens*
"It's a sign, thanks Universe!"
*We sign RW and Bobby Wagner in 2012 and lose in the playoffs to Atlanta*
"Okay Universe, you're whetting my appetite"
*We miraculously come back against the Texans and Bucs in 2013*
"Wow, this is a team of Destiny!"
*The Tip*
"HERE WE GO"
*SB 48*
"Wow, that was actually kind of anticlimactic but wow what a feeling. Take that Giraffe Neck. Take that doubters!"
*SB Parade*
"YAAAAAAAAA THIS IS WHAT ITS ALLLLLLLL ABOUT! PAAAAAAAARTY! THANKS UNIVERSE!"
*NFC Championship 2014 Season*
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHY WOULD YOU EVER CALL COVER-0 PACKERS?! WHY?! YOU DUMB BASTARDS"
*SB 49*
"Yes, we're gonna do it again! Kearse you magnificent hotdog finger bastard. Now if we can just punch it in here. Okay...here we go, for all the marbles! Ahhhh...oh...OH...OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! UNIVERSE! YOU ARE CRUELER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!"
*Universe pops its head in*
"Hey Marc, ya like that? Ya like that?!"
*Me catatonic on my bed*
"No"
*2015*
"Despite the injuries to Rawls and Marshawn, I like what we're doing in response - I didn't realize that we could light it up passing like this. I hope this becomes a fixture of our team going forward. Just an off season, we'll be back in the thick of it"
*2016*
Game 1 "Uhg. No. Ooof. God Russ, please be okay"
Game 2 "I don't like this"
Game 3 "Russ...NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Game 4-17 Scene Missing
*2017*
"What am I even watching for 53 minutes of gametime? This is bad football even in spite of the record. Blair Walsh? Why did we adopt the syphilitic dog? What are we even doing? Well I hope we fire Cable and Bevell"
"Granted Marc!"
"Damnit Universe, you said it was better to be lucky than good but we haven't been good OR lucky in 3 seasons, what the hell gives? When am I gonna taste anything as exhilarating as an NFC Championship or SB again for the Hawks?"
"Oh wait for the punchline after the 2018 season, it's worth it"
*2018*
Game 1-2: "Wow, this is similar level of bad, soul arresting football."
Game 3-16: "Not a bad effort despite the start. Played close to good teams but room for improvement and additions that make the team stronger for next season. Now let's go whoop some Cowboys!"
Wildcard game: "That game was an expression of some of the worst aspects of Pete as a coach. I am doubtful that this team improves much without another good 2-3 seasons of drafting since it seems the die is cast for how this team approaches football games"
*Universe pops its head back in*
"And there it is for ya Marc - it's better to be lucky at drafting good players for the Pete Carroll led Hawks that you are obligated to follow. I know that your interest in the NFL was rekindled by Football Outsiders and Seahawks.net and Fieldgulls and that you even donated money to Sam R Gold's Patreon so you could bug the heck out of him about breaking down plays and you even sprung for NFL Gamepass to watch All-22 yourself. But in the end the team you follow doesn't hinge on anything you actually really care about within football as a game. It's all about getting lucky in the draft. Pete does really well with his dinosaur rock football jams with generational talent. He didn't stand too much in the way of it to win the SB the first time and we both know he's a defensive guru so actually had a big hand in cultivating the defense at least. And then I'd thought I'd get a little feisty and throw some real humdingers in that would give you hope and then crash it down on you again. Just a rollercoaster of hope and disappointment. Cause you care about the wrong things as a fan of the Pete Carroll coached Seahawks. Not X's and O's but Jimmies and Joes"
"I hate you Universe. And not just for using that stupid low brow idiom but for giving me a taste of the fruit and then yanking it away and letting me believe that it came down to anything but the players making plays. Also, catastrophically injuring most good players and one of the key scapegoats for SB49...like that's just effed up dude. But I have to ask, what is the deal with McVay and the Rams - like it seems like that wasn't just a talent infusion but a good to great utilization of talent on offense at least. Or Reid and the Chiefs with Mahomes - they already had these concepts floating around and now Mahomes and Hill among others are just nitro fuel."
"Different team, different souls to steal, different method of humiliation. They may never win a SB which is a fun cruelty in its own way. They may win one and only one and then have to break the band up. They could win 3 in 5 years. You will find out. The point is, you are in your situation with your team and you only get to grudgingly respect the other torture devices I've planted in the NFL. Universe Out."