NFL All Name Team

[Palmegranite]

Boobie Dixon

...tee hee..

 

[OneLofaTatupu]

Jim Bob Cooter

 

[NoGain]

I always liked Joe Montana.

 

[hawkfan68]

Jadeveon Clowney
Cassius Marsh
Rufus Porter
Manu Tuiasosopo

 

[Palmegranite]

"Gronk"

 

[Cyrus12]

Star Lotulalei

 

[hgwellz12]

Mack Strong

Possibly the most appropriate name ever.

 

[hgwellz12]

Sterling Sharpe

 

[Welshers2]

Chad Ochocinco

Golden Tate

 

[Lagartixa]

I can't believe this thread is two pages long and nobody has mentioned the player who was the initial inspiration for Key & Peele's "East-West Bowl" sketches: D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
FWIW, Ferguson's unique first name was inspired by the character Father Ralph de Bricassart from the novel The Thorn Birds and the March, 1983 TV-miniseries adaptation starring Richard Chamberlain as that character. Ferguson was born in December of 1983.
I had suggested to my mom at some point that Key and Peele should do a sketch with real NFL players. Imagine my delight when they did. Even Aaron Rodgers got in on the fun and did it well, playing on another well-known Key & Peele sketch (the one with the substitute teacher who gets the students' names wrong).

This text is a link to Keegan-Michael Key telling the story of how the "East-West Bowl" sketches were born.

Here's a link to the first East-West Bowl sketch.

Here's a link to the second.

Here's a link to the third.

And finally, here's a link to the East-West Bowl rap battle.