If you didn't already hate the Camolina Panthers read this.

Vancanhawksfan

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Cmon guys. The article is funny and clearly tongue in cheek. He essentially lists a bunch of reasons why the Seahawks and specifically Wilson are enviable.

It reminds me of when Wayne Gretzky was an Edmonton Oiler and use to crush the soul out of my Vancouver Canucks. I hated everything about that guy and that team because, well, they just got the better of us everywhere.
 

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Love being hated. The list has grown with some passion.

Carolina
GB
Washington
Denver
Probably NO
NFC West
Sure there's more I missed
 

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twisted_steel2":2k33y8l7 said:
I'll save everyone the trouble of clicking on the link,

-Hate for Paul Allen because he's rich
-Hate for the 12's, usual comments, Texas A&M etc
-Hate for Wilson because he's fake, etc

There ya go. Nothing new or original.
Thank you. Didn't want to click, now don't have to. :)
 

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Hate is an contaminate. It is a contagion that has infected much of the planet.

God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.
 

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kearly":3bjk50uh said:
That was actually pretty entertaining, IMO it was better written than the Deadspin "why your team sucks" articles for our team. I was hoping it would go on longer.

Yep,

It was a good comedic piece that put shame to Drew Magary's Pieces (all though I still make sure to catch them every year...)

It pointed out everything historic and amazing about the current place of this franchise, with a satirical spin for entertainment value. Its the exact piece I would suspect from a fun writer that was a Panthers fan. I dug it.
 

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We're facing off against each other in the Divisional round, of course there will be some trashtalking on both sides. Nothing special about that but the Panthers make it seem like we have some amazing rivalry going on similar to what we had with the 49ers in the Harbaugh era. Maybe they really can't handle it that we beat them in the divisonal round last year or maybe they're envious of how well we're doing?
 

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I though it was funny. I love that we're in the Panther's heads almost as badly as the Stealers are in the Bengals heads.
 

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JAGHAWK":34c75v49 said:
This is how you know you've made it... when people are writing blogs about why they hate you.

We're in all their heads like a bad dream. Like last years playoff loss in Seattle, perhaps. Hate on haters.

:th2thumbs:

Totally agree. Cowherd had a comedian on this morning who is a Pats fan, and he was saying that you're not good until peope hate your guts like the Pats.

No one hates the Panthers. They haven't been relevant long enough.

Baby blue is the sissiest football color you can pick. It's honestly one step from pink.

After we beat the Panthers this weekend, the Panthers will be the new Redskins. If you get to the playoffs, we'll gladly boot you out every year.

Still a funny article.
 

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I was so worried that there wasn't any one to step up to San Fran hatred level. It didn't take long for that void to be filled.
 

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SeahawksFanForever":2m75f9xx said:
paw_prints.jpg

LOL, what a sh!tty a$$ mascot. I mean that's just straight up awful :34853_doh:
 

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This is going to be a hated statement, but I actually agree with the part about the "Fan" jerseys, (and no we don't need to go down that rabbit hole again).
 

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Not bad, valiant effort. but my favorite hater by far is the one idiot who keeps writing the beat Seattle raps for Denver every time we play them.

Haha, man people hate us...Love it.
 

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Wait that's not an article from The Onion? That's honest journalism? :shock:

Yikes! That's some scary inferiority complex right there.

Whew! Just got this posted before Cam stole my computer...
 

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Come on guys, where is your sense of humor? it was all tongue in cheek and quite entertaining. Nothing at all to get upset about.. Ju
 

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Have to admit I didn't read it all. Didn't realize that it was satire.
 

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