Best article of the day!

[MizzouHawkGal]

Just force yourself to read it and thank me later...

http://www.fieldgulls.com/2014/1/20/532 ... AWKS-Boobs

I am actually PISSED you fooled me into reading that load of garbage. That dude needs to realize it isn't 1933 anymore and he isn't in Kansas anymore Dorothy.

Then I see Ali and Jordan referenced and get MORE pissed I didn't pick up on the joke!

 

[OrFan]

I'll admit I skimmed. Read the first few words, thought "gee, another one of these" and skimmed about every other paragraph. I deserved that.

 

[Anonymous]

So, I guess that article was satire then?

 

[NFSeahawks]

Satire or not it was dumb. :34853_doh:

 

[GCrow]

This thread is going exactly his I expected it too.

I absoultely love these satirical HOT SPORTS TAKES COLUMNS!