DohBoy
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GronkDonky":3thzj51j said:I will condense my argument to just two sentences. Then you can read my explanation for why I feel that way above...
Reason 1: Seahawks have been playing sub-par quarterbacks since Week 6. They have not yet faced a Quarterback playing at an "ELITE" level.
Reason 2: Seahawks don't have a 4 man pass rush that can consistently get after Brady.
I was hoping for some more educated responses but alas I may not get a return volley. <BELCH>
Actually, it's a bit telling that you believe your arguments to be original and your own. Other playoff team's fans have been whining about "reason 1" for the last month...and they'll continue to do so, thanks to the fact that their season's are over. Did you happen to see Erin Rodgers NFCCG stat line? Discount Double Crap! Seattle will handle Uggs Brady in the same manner as they did the likes of Ryan Lindley, Mark Sanchez and Rodgers; it doesn't matter to our defense if the opposing QB is a 3rd stringer or a prima donna who wears women's blouses to his Boston pressers.
As to "reason 2," Donkey fans also mouthfarted that during the two weeks leading up to the previous Super Bowl. That somehow an immobile, ancient QB was going to sit behind his big, bad OL and shred the 'Hawks for 300+ yards and 4/5 TD's. That the passing clinic he would put on would set up a potent running attack and it would all result in a last great moment in the sun for our heroic old timer! Well, how'd they like them apples? One shouldn't extrapolate future success based upon a season of playing in an inferior conference.
And now, here are some observations as to why you're days away from being Donkey stuntdoubles:
1) The AFC is SLOWWW. We all watched the AFC playoffs and we are pretty aware of the lack of speed (and urgency) on the part of your defenses. On offense, it's a plodding pace...since nobody plays defense in the AFC, the offenses are conditioned for sustained drives. Get them out of that rhythm and they get frustrated; get them frustrated and your weak defenses get gassed.
2) Seattle has the #1 defense, again. What happened last year when the #1 defense went up against the #1 offense? Did the resulting outcome strengthen the overwhelming historical trend concerning such matchups? Does the trend weaken if the Seahawks face a Papsmears squad that isn't even as potent as last season's Donkeys?
3) Marshawn Lynch. Sometime in the third quarter, when your frustration is full tilt, you're going to see Beastmode in top gear. A tired defense that is not conditioned to play hard for an entire game is going to have to do the impossible: Shut down the "thug." Well, good luck with that, Cupcakes. As has been the case for many seasons now, arm tackles and fleeting hope do not make for a good defensive scheme when facing the Beast.
4) Our fans travel better. It's going to look like a home game for the 'Hawks...and we may even have more gingers in attendance if Jon Ryan's extended family shows up. Do you even airplane, Norm Abram?
"...I may not get a return volley."
I wouldn't use the word "volley" too much if I were you. Being as Brady doesn't know what properly inflated footballs feel like, there's a good chance his pretty little mind might be befuddled by one. "Why is this volleyball brown? Why are are they all brown?!? I BET HANSEL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!" The next thing you know, he'll strip off that Papsmear's uni and start prancing around in a gold Speedo on the 50 yard line...thinking he's on Ipanema Beach, sipping a Zima and worrying about his split ends.
Oh no...you need to keep him motivated, Friend. No more "volley" talk! The shame of modeling dresses for his older sisters, the lack of respect for his mediocre stats at Michigan, the indignity of only being a sixth round draft pick....it's almost too much. And now having to face this hurtful accusation about his under-inflated balls? How does one get up for the Super Bowl when facing so much adversity?!?
I hate to break it to you, but a storm is coming.
You saw it last year.
You'll see it this year.
It's unavoidable.
And you literally can't outrun it.
Enjoy!