Not to divert the thread, but my ATF Seahawk is Bob Lurtsema, a.k.a. Benchwarmer Bob, a backup defensive tackle for the Minnesota Vikings during the Purple People Eaters era who Jack Patera brought over with him in 1976. Lurtsema said that he once got in on a QB sack of the Detroit Lions QB Bill Munson, and while standing over Munson, Lurtsema said "Hello, Munson. Lurtsema here!" Munson replied "Geez, I didn't know that we were that far behind."
For some reason, I identified with Bob Lurtsema.