The Forgotten Reason Behind Our Superbowl Victory

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-The Glove-":1opkv0hp said:
We won because I went to every home game for the first time in my life. And NYCoug made it to every single one including the big one. We should change NYCoug's handle to GoodLuckCharm

Glove is a totally like a prophet or something of Tanzania, NYCoug is another.

ALL PRAISES DUE TO KILIMANJARO!!!!!!
 

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Zebulon Dak":1pc6h4y5 said:
Kaiser":1pc6h4y5 said:
No clue what this means

Don't listen to Roland. Tanzania is the life blood. It's like The Force. Coach is Obi and Russell is Luke and they've learned to harness the power. And so we win.

So Leia is dancing in a tight skirt on the sidelines?????? Ok..I can deal with it.
 

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RolandDeschain":1dlb1vjl said:
pmedic920":1dlb1vjl said:
Whatever superstition you have, it's only crazy if it doesn't work.
What are the excuses for it not working the first 37 years, then? :devil:

It worked, just took it's time. Pick a faster superstition next time.
You see how quick "the hat" worked,right?

Not the hats fault it took me so long to think it up. :{)
 

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pmedic920":kzdqg8b5 said:
It worked, just took its time. Pick a faster superstition next time.
You see how quick "the hat" worked, (added space) right?

Not the hat's fault it took me so long to think it up. :{)

I'm correcting your grammar just to annoy you.
 
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pmedic920":2znaymoa said:
RolandDeschain":2znaymoa said:
pmedic920":2znaymoa said:
Whatever superstition you have, it's only crazy if it doesn't work.
What are the excuses for it not working the first 37 years, then? :devil:

It worked, just took it's time. Pick a faster superstition next time.
You see how quick "the hat" worked,right?

Not the hats fault it took me so long to think it up. :{)

No, no, no, we won the SB because I haven't cut my hair since the day before training camp last year.
 

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minormillikin":iafdhd9r said:
Roland, why do these harmless threads about the Madden Curse and Tanzania piss you off so much? Were you raped by the Easter Bunny?

That said... he's right. The Tanzania year was 2012, not 2013. WHICH MEANS: If we take the next step and nuke Tanzania into a smoldering pit, it MAY ensure a Seahawks dynasty. It's not superstition, it's science.

Win.
 

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Zebulon Dak":42qrmt9c said:
RolandDeschain":42qrmt9c said:
Zebulon Dak":42qrmt9c said:
Don't listen to Roland. Tanzania is the life blood. It's like The Force. Coach is Obi and Russell is Luke and they've learned to harness the power. And so we win.

Oh yeah? Well then, why did we win the Super Bowl after losing Tanzania, huh?

TELL ME THAT, MR. SMARTYPANTS!

We didn't LOSE Tanzania. It's lived on in our hearts and will continue to do so. It's what STARTED this dynasty. Don't be a prick.

THIS.

Tanzania cannot be contained in some advertisements. Everyone knows this except Roland.
 

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RolandDeschain":21rvq1b0 said:
pmedic920":21rvq1b0 said:
It worked, just took its time. Pick a faster superstition next time.
You see how quick "the hat" worked, (added space) right?

Not the hat's fault it took me so long to think it up. :{)

I'm correcting your grammar just to annoy you.

That makes me laugh because iUse that crap to annoy you. :{)
 

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I heard the Tanzanian Easter bunny is a lot more rapey than the American one
 

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dunceface":t3pgggdb said:
I heard the Tanzanian Easter bunny is a lot more rapey than the American one

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Ro has nightmares.
 
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