Shaun Hill's face...

[Scottemojo]

is so fat. It looks like someone painted it onto a basketball.

 

[SomersetHawk]

It's not just his face though.

Horrible athlete, my grandad's in better shape. Look at those arms.

 

[Scottemojo]

The look on his face is often somewhere between deep in thought about how birds stay in the air and holding in a fart.

 

[pehawk]

Jay Cutler stung by bees - some dude on twitter

 

[Largent80]

I'll bet he has fat little sausage fingers.