Oh God. Someone go into Nike and give them all a dry slap.
Please note - the DARK backgrounds in these photos? Y'know, for contrast? Yeah good luck refixing your retinas when you've been following the players around a GREEN pitch. Also, good luck to Russ on deep passing routes.
"But wait, Mr Grumpy-pants!", I hear you cry, "It'll be fun!"
Will it? Will it really? The Thursday night opponent is the RAMS. They might not score any points, but with Russ inevitably suffering the standard Aaron Donald-issued blurred vision, he'll now also get to play "Is that a receiver, or just my eyes?" as he runs for his life. Our only hope is the team-wide headache LA will be combating by halftime.
"Pete? It's Jeff. Look, I know it's a close game but put your blue shirts back on this half, or I'm gonna call TWO fakes on Special Teams. You know you won't see either one coming...
Oh no - The Rams. Does this mean two colour rush uniforms? Action Green vs Capitulation Yellow? The line of scrimmage will look like a quiche. There'll be a new penalty. Excessive salad. 15 yards.
"Please be aware as you take your seats, the beer holders have been replaced with buckets, just in case of emergencies"
But hey, it's absolutely nowhere near the Neon Green fiasco, oh no, not one little bit. No comparison there at all.
Also, I note the Patriots have effectively been given a pass in all this embarrassment.