.net offseason implosion

[Seahawker]

What is going on?!

Trade Bobo
Pitch forks & torches for John Schneider
Good Geno, bad Geno
Sing-a-longs
*Those were the days my 12's*
Shoulder wings on new uniforms
Everyone dumping their season tickets
Salary cap fights
Kick the kicker
DK celebrity baker
The unknown Seahawk
Kay Adams
Taylor Swift
Massage Parlors
Maybe start watching NHL
Helmet diapers
Mosquito bit me near the groin
Should single men own cats?
UFL
Dangerwich Unlimited
Silver & Black
Seahawks on Netflix?
Surprise WR at 18

I know it's the offseason, but take a deep breath.
The draft is a long ways away, maybe spend some time finding a quarterback.
You're not gonna find one in a massage parlor or on the couch with your cat.

 

[Rat]

They nearly all foster more and better discussion than whatever the hell this stupid thread is supposed to be.

 

[Aircrew]

There went 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

 

[Ozzy]

It’s the off season it’s fun to talk and argue about stupid stuff lol.

 

[SeaofGreen]

You're a well known member, are you surprised? It happens every off-season, it happens after every loss and after a lot of wins, whenever a player is cut, whenever a player is signed, when a coach is hired, when a coach is fired, leading up to the draft, after the draft, during a 3-0 start, when we are 3-3, when we miss the playoffs, when we lose in the playoffs, when we lose the Superbowl.
It's Superbowl win or bust for many .netters

 

[AROS]

With over 3,600 posts I would assume you know how a football fan forum works?

 

[SoulfishHawk]

I like Ribs.

 

[Seahawker]

*Hidden eye roll*
That was my attempt at sarcasm and light hearted humor. I should have known this was the wrong demographic for this to play well here. Not meant as a slam but a collective chuckle. It was self deprecating as much as pointing towards anyone in particular.
And some of you are right, I've been on here a long time (since 99' under several monikers) and should have known the room.
Again, take a deep breath.
Thanks for the thumbs up fender, lol.

 

[Ostatehawk]

The cat thread was BRILLIANT!

 

[GetNjigbaWithIt]

I like Ribs.

I like turtles

 

[m0ng0]

I got a seahawk tattoo

 

[bileever]

I would expect no less from the great folks here on .net. Keep it comin'.

 

[WestCoastChippewa]

Who cares if we sound worse than a bunch of women, it's football man!

 

[Double Tribble]

I love lamp.

 

[Rat]

*Hidden eye roll*
That was my attempt at sarcasm and light hearted humor. I should have known this was the wrong demographic for this to play well here. Not meant as a slam but a collective chuckle. It was self deprecating as much as pointing towards anyone in particular.
And some of you are right, I've been on here a long time (since 99' under several monikers) and should have known the room.
Again, take a deep breath.
Thanks for the thumbs up fender, lol.

Telling people to "take a deep breath" and then expecting them to somehow know you're joking (if you even were), is extremely naive. Nobody ever really uses that phrase outside an obvious therapeutic setting in any context that isn't purposely condescending.

 

[GemCity]

I like Ribs.

Pork or beef?

 

[GemCity]

*Hidden eye roll*
That was my attempt at sarcasm and light hearted humor. I should have known this was the wrong demographic for this to play well here. Not meant as a slam but a collective chuckle. It was self deprecating as much as pointing towards anyone in particular.
And some of you are right, I've been on here a long time (since 99' under several monikers) and should have known the room.
Again, take a deep breath.
Thanks for the thumbs up fender, lol.

You know how we do!!

Now..as we were saying…Fck JS. Trade DK and sign Kirk Cousins.

Some shit like that.

 

[projectorfreak]

What is going on?!

Trade Bobo
Pitch forks & torches for John Schneider
Good Geno, bad Geno
Sing-a-longs
*Those were the days my 12's*
Shoulder wings on new uniforms
Everyone dumping their season tickets
Salary cap fights
Kick the kicker
DK celebrity baker
The unknown Seahawk
Kay Adams
Taylor Swift
Massage Parlors
Maybe start watching NHL
Helmet diapers
Mosquito bit me near the groin
Should single men own cats?
UFL
Dangerwich Unlimited
Silver & Black
Seahawks on Netflix?
Surprise WR at 18

I know it's the offseason, but take a deep breath.
The draft is a long ways away, maybe spend some time finding a quarterback.
You're not gonna find one in a massage parlor or on the couch with your cat.

Who knows what I'll find in a massage parlor if I take my wife with me

 

[Mick063]

And all the girls say: "Pretty Fly for a .NET guy."

 

[pittpnthrs]

What is going on?!

Trade Bobo
Pitch forks & torches for John Schneider
Good Geno, bad Geno
Sing-a-longs
*Those were the days my 12's*
Shoulder wings on new uniforms
Everyone dumping their season tickets
Salary cap fights
Kick the kicker
DK celebrity baker
The unknown Seahawk
Kay Adams
Taylor Swift
Massage Parlors
Maybe start watching NHL
Helmet diapers
Mosquito bit me near the groin
Should single men own cats?
UFL
Dangerwich Unlimited
Silver & Black
Seahawks on Netflix?
Surprise WR at 18

I know it's the offseason, but take a deep breath.
The draft is a long ways away, maybe spend some time finding a quarterback.
You're not gonna find one in a massage parlor or on the couch with your cat.

So a pretty light offseason for .net