olyfan63
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...About half of them trying to spell/type Seahawk Fullback "Robbie Ouzts" last name correctly.
...The other half injured both middle fingers after attempting to flip me off faster than the speed of light for any post mentioning spelling.
...And yes, there were a small handful of noble souls who injured themselves while practicing flipping off 49er fans.
The mods are said to be discussing speed and intensity limit recommendations for flipping the double bird at computer or TV screens. No decisions reported yet, mods are reportedly practicing diligently to determine best and safest technique. Progress has been hampered by recurring middle finger injuries from a couple more senior mods engaging in excessive practice.
Meantime, mods were last known to be discussing finger ice baths for recovery, and starting with slow, gentle middle finger movements to avoid injury. After all, there is still one 49ers game and two Rams games to have middle fingers in shape for.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!
Slow and steady stays in the game!
As a humanitarian mitigation measure, I left a voicemail for JS asking the team to add a rider to Ouzts' contract requiring him to change the spelling of his last name so it's not so freaking hard to remember and type. We can't afford to have so many Hawk fans with injured fingers so early in the season. "Robbie Pancakes" was a top suggestion. JS admin team countered with a name change proposal of "Rubbie Outzs".
Good grief, it's all so perplexing and confusing. I second glenwo2's graphic...
I guess it boils down to Robbie, get healthy, people on .NET can spell your name however TF they want, but WE WANT MORE PANCAKES!
P.S. the Russell Wilson flipper-offer injuries this year seem to be concentrated in the NYG fan base, no longer a Hawk fan concern.
...The other half injured both middle fingers after attempting to flip me off faster than the speed of light for any post mentioning spelling.
...And yes, there were a small handful of noble souls who injured themselves while practicing flipping off 49er fans.
The mods are said to be discussing speed and intensity limit recommendations for flipping the double bird at computer or TV screens. No decisions reported yet, mods are reportedly practicing diligently to determine best and safest technique. Progress has been hampered by recurring middle finger injuries from a couple more senior mods engaging in excessive practice.
Meantime, mods were last known to be discussing finger ice baths for recovery, and starting with slow, gentle middle finger movements to avoid injury. After all, there is still one 49ers game and two Rams games to have middle fingers in shape for.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!
Slow and steady stays in the game!As a humanitarian mitigation measure, I left a voicemail for JS asking the team to add a rider to Ouzts' contract requiring him to change the spelling of his last name so it's not so freaking hard to remember and type. We can't afford to have so many Hawk fans with injured fingers so early in the season. "Robbie Pancakes" was a top suggestion. JS admin team countered with a name change proposal of "Rubbie Outzs".
Good grief, it's all so perplexing and confusing. I second glenwo2's graphic...
I guess it boils down to Robbie, get healthy, people on .NET can spell your name however TF they want, but WE WANT MORE PANCAKES!
P.S. the Russell Wilson flipper-offer injuries this year seem to be concentrated in the NYG fan base, no longer a Hawk fan concern.
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Lol this reads like some shit I'd write. You likely never intended it to be that long, but you found a.. groove, so to speak, and couldn't stop typing until you "emptied the clip" of every silly trope in yer haze engulfed psyche was exhausted 
. Been there. It's fun there.
