Maybe he *is* a robot

[sc85sis]

He sounds exactly like he does now. :-D

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[drdiags]

Separation is in the Preparation.

One game at a time. One Play at a time.

Sorry Dave, I cannot do that ...

 

[HUGGY]

100 yards is 100 yards!

 

[The Outfield]

Robot or not, I'll take him.

Hopefully they won't investigate too far!

But honestly, I don't think he sounds much like a robot.

 

[kearly]

When Russell Wilson is done with football, he will go on to create Skynet. And I won't be able to bring myself to hate him for it.

 

[BattleOfSeattle]

When Russell Wilson is done with football, he will go on to create Skynet. And I won't be able to bring myself to hate him for it.

He is a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

 

[EastCoastHawksFan]

this is awesome , he has always truly been a great person ,team first guy.

 

[Fox0r]

It's like we've gone back in time ... to view the present?

 

[bellingerga]

Russell "cliche" Wilson.

 

[JustTheTip]

He has eliminated his "you know" problem since then.

 

[Jazzhawk]

Separation is in the Preparation.

One game at a time. One Play at a time.

Sorry Dave, I cannot do that ...

Hal?..... Hal?.....

 

[Blitzer88]

Wow!

 

[drdiags]

Separation is in the Preparation.

One game at a time. One Play at a time.

Sorry Dave, I cannot do that ...

Hal?..... Hal?.....

Open the port doors Hal.

 

[400WattHPSHawk]

Separation is in the Preparation.

One game at a time. One Play at a time.

Sorry Dave, I cannot do that ...

Hal?..... Hal?.....

Open the pod bay doors Hal.

Fixed that for ya. You know, helpin a brother out.

 

[drdiags]

Fixed that for ya. You know, helpin a brother out.

Sweet. I kept thinking it was "pot" doors and thought "no, that cannot be right". So I took the easy way out.

 

[400WattHPSHawk]

Fixed that for ya. You know, helpin a brother out.

Sweet. I kept thinking it was "pot" doors and thought "no, that cannot be right". So I took the easy way out.

You know if we guessed right every time, there'd be no fun in life.

 

[Uffda]

Not a robot .... an Android possibly


Go Hawks

 

[slargent4ever]

If you look close when he rolls out you can just barely see his robotic eyes glow red when scanning the field. Robotic or robot parts no doubt.

 

[pehawk]

Will you take me to David?

 

[SNDavidson]

His pre-recorded responses to the press are stored as mp3's on his hard drive, thankfully so is the 2-minute offense.