Earl & Earleene Thomas Bear, their Seahawks Caddy & Skittles

[bowzerbird]

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Hey Guys,

Many years ago, I got these bears. Names: Earl Perlman & Earleene. Started calling "Earl" Earl Thomas Perlman and so he's the new Seahawks Safety.

But, now, they are truly SEAHAWKS FANS because of their outfits. So in season!!!

Also, got two of these Seahawks Caddies. Ya all gotta get 'em. $35 at Amazon. Price varies but approx. $35. SOOO worth it. Three "tiers" for ALL yer stuff. Mine IZ stuffed, in the living room. This is the one in the den and not yet stuffed. But wait till the season really gets goin'.
WE BE JAMMIN'

http://www.amazon.com/Fan-Creations...9535716&sr=8-2&keywords=seahawks+remote+caddy

Gonna be a great season and we will win the next SUPER BOWL. Mark my wordzzzz

Ellen

 

[Zebulon Dak]

Cute.

 

[CANHawk]

Are you 9?

 

[Bill Assumpcao]

Very cute.
My wife has "Cheerleader Bear" (girl) that she holds while we're on offense. And, "Defense Bear" (boy) that she holds while we're on defense. It seemed to work, last year. They're already in place for this year.

Go Hawks,
BillA

 

[Rickomatic]

Are you 9?

Someone pi** in your Cheerois this morning?

 

[bowzerbird]

Are you 9?

67 dingbat. You got a problem??

Are you 9?

Someone pi** in your Cheerois this morning?

Hate Cherries BTW.

 

[TalontedNoseRider]

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Hey Guys,

Many years ago, I got these bears. Names: Earl Perlman & Earleene. Started calling "Earl" Earl Thomas Perlman and so he's the new Seahawks Safety.

But, now, they are truly SEAHAWKS FANS because of their outfits. So in season!!!

Also, got two of these Seahawks Caddies. Ya all gotta get 'em. $35 at Amazon. Price varies but approx. $35. SOOO worth it. Three "tiers" for ALL yer stuff. Mine IZ stuffed, in the living room. This is the one in the den and not yet stuffed. But wait till the season really gets goin'.
WE BE JAMMIN'

http://www.amazon.com/Fan-Creations...9535716&sr=8-2&keywords=seahawks+remote+caddy

Gonna be a great season and we will win the next SUPER BOWL. Mark my wordzzzz

Ellen

Where did you get the pants for the one on the left? Like to replicate what you've done with John.

 

[CANHawk]

Just doing my duty to dispel the notion that all Canadians are polite. Some of us are condescending dick heads.

...but c'mon. You can see how I'd think this is something a 9 year old might post, right? I don't even think Earleen is a real name.

 

[Scottemojo]

I read through Bowzers short posting history, and CANhawk asked a legitimate, though incorrect, question. Bowzer is a nutter. I mean that in the best way possible.

 

[The Radish]

Youse guys had best not screw with Ellen, she's a force of nature.

Besides she has the ability to embarrass the crap out of you for sure.

:141847_bnono:

 

[CANHawk]

Youse guys had best not screw with Ellen, she's a force of nature.

Besides she has the ability to embarrass the crap out of you for sure.

:141847_bnono:

oh you know me chief. Just taking the piss. No hard feelings intended. ;P

 

[bowzerbird]

Where did you get the pants for the one on the left? Like to replicate what you've done with John.

Yo Dip sh**t,

Had to delete your graphic. So, you like BLOWUP DOLLS??!!?? :stirthepot: :sarcasm_on: :sarcasm_on: Typical coming from an Appalachian inbreed trailer trash throwback REJECT.

Les, the RAD Radish is right, ya betta watch out:
"Youse guys had best not screw with Ellen, she's a force of nature.
Besides she has the ability to embarrass the crap out of you for sure." And the Rad knows me: great fabYOUlus guy, BTW.

Let me know when I can SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND MAKE YOU WORK RIGHT. You Deliverance folks have below an 80 IQ so maybe you might not understand my vernacular. But ya do understand INBREED & REJECT. Yo Mama Yo Sista!!???!! ukeface:

One thing Fo Sho, you're NOT a SEAHAWKS FAN. Can't be, the 12th has convolutions, your brain is "flatten fauna" Oh, you must be an "IN THE CLOSET" 49WHINER or bucking bonko bronko payton place fan. Get the metaphor or is it above your BLOWUP DOLL'S head. :sarcasm_on: :0190l: :141847_bnono: :stirthepot:

So many inbreeds like you hide behind their words. They love social media and can "pretend" how tough they are with words. I like it too. But, I'm the one with the REAL balls. And I'm calling a spade a spade. Rather a reject a reject.
Yo, TalontedNoseRider, IF YA WANT A WINNER, PICK YER NOSE. Snotrider. :0190l: :mrgreen: :roll: :roll:

And imagine, all I wanted to do was show two bears in Seahawks regalia. The Earl bear being old and when we watched Earl Thomas play, Earl wanted his name changed. Now, he's Earl THOMAS Perlman. So, he & Earleene have their Seahawks outfits [Walmart, so ya know]. AND they do look WAYYYY COOL!

OH, and BTW, great article in Seattle Times on Earl "the Perl" Thomas about true grit, something that SFB's TalontedNoseRider obviously lacks.
Do me a favor, Nosefart, don't PM me or any of that sh*t.

WE ALL GOTTA GET READY FOR THURSDAY — BIG ASS GAME. DANG, WURZ DA PIZZA and the 12th Man beer [can get it at Walmart]

If graphics like what TalontedNoseRider posted can be viewed for all the world to see, then my rebuttal is fair game in defense of EARL & EARLEENE THOAMS PERLMAN.

And thanks again Les for being my six.

Ellen, Sono una animatrice pazzo, il normale è molto noioso!

 

[hawkstrap]

Just want to be a part of this thread.

Thank you bowzerbird.

 

[bmorepunk]

Bowzerbird's post is only a 7/10 on the crazy scale without it being written in those cut-out ransom letters.

 

[HawkWow]

Where did you get the pants for the one on the left? Like to replicate what you've done with John.

Yo Dip sh**t,

Had to delete your graphic. So, you like BLOWUP DOLLS??!!?? :stirthepot: :sarcasm_on: :sarcasm_on: Typical coming from an Appalachian inbreed trailer trash throwback REJECT.

Les, the RAD Radish is right, ya betta watch out:
"Youse guys had best not screw with Ellen, she's a force of nature.
Besides she has the ability to embarrass the crap out of you for sure." And the Rad knows me: great fabYOUlus guy, BTW.

Let me know when I can SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND MAKE YOU WORK RIGHT. You Deliverance folks have below an 80 IQ so maybe you might not understand my vernacular. But ya do understand INBREED & REJECT. Yo Mama Yo Sista!!???!! ukeface:

One thing Fo Sho, you're NOT a SEAHAWKS FAN. Can't be, the 12th has convolutions, your brain is "flatten fauna" Oh, you must be an "IN THE CLOSET" 49WHINER or bucking bonko bronko payton place fan. Get the metaphor or is it above your BLOWUP DOLL'S head. :sarcasm_on: :0190l: :141847_bnono: :stirthepot:

So many inbreeds like you hide behind their words. They love social media and can "pretend" how tough they are with words. I like it too. But, I'm the one with the REAL balls. And I'm calling a spade a spade. Rather a reject a reject.
Yo, TalontedNoseRider, IF YA WANT A WINNER, PICK YER NOSE. Snotrider. :0190l: :mrgreen: :roll: :roll:

And imagine, all I wanted to do was show two bears in Seahawks regalia. The Earl bear being old and when we watched Earl Thomas play, Earl wanted his name changed. Now, he's Earl THOMAS Perlman. So, he & Earleene have their Seahawks outfits [Walmart, so ya know]. AND they do look WAYYYY COOL!

OH, and BTW, great article in Seattle Times on Earl "the Perl" Thomas about true grit, something that SFB's TalontedNoseRider obviously lacks.
Do me a favor, Nosefart, don't PM me or any of that sh*t.

WE ALL GOTTA GET READY FOR THURSDAY — BIG ASS GAME. DANG, WURZ DA PIZZA and the 12th Man beer [can get it at Walmart]

If graphics like what TalontedNoseRider posted can be viewed for all the world to see, then my rebuttal is fair game in defense of EARL & EARLEENE THOAMS PERLMAN.

And thanks again Les for being my six.

Ellen, Sono una animatrice pazzo, il normale è molto noioso!

Damn! Note to self...NEVER piss off Ellen. Radish is spot on and If my mom ever displayed the fire you do, I never would have stolen / consumed her medications. Same goes for my grandmother. I just didn't know.

 

[CANHawk]

~snicker~ wut the hell was that?

 

[bowzerbird]

Hey, thanks guys, knew I would be appreciated by ya all. BTW, my friend just said don't use the following expression:
I would like to add that TalontedNoseRider IS A PUSS-MILK SHAKE. I love that expression and use to describe vulgarity.
CAN I HEAR AN AMEN — AMEN

Ellen [BTW HawkWow don't take any medication except vitamins, not even asprin] appreciate yaz, Dude

Ellen

 

[HawkWow]

Hey, thanks guys, knew I would be appreciated by ya all. BTW, my friend just said don't use the following expression:
I would like to add that TalontedNoseRider IS A PUSS-MILK SHAKE. I love that expression and use to describe vulgarity.
CAN I HEAR AN AMEN — AMEN

Ellen [BTW HawkWow don't take any medication except vitamins, not even asprin] appreciate yaz, Dude

Ellen

You have a great sense of humor, Ellen. Few personality traits are more important than a good sense of humor, imo.

I think it was XTC that asked..."If you can't enjoy yourself...who can you enjoy"?

Good reading you and go Hawks!

 

[TalontedNoseRider]

Where did you get the pants for the one on the left? Like to replicate what you've done with John.

Yo Dip sh**t,

Had to delete your graphic. So, you like BLOWUP DOLLS??!!?? :stirthepot: :sarcasm_on: :sarcasm_on: Typical coming from an Appalachian inbreed trailer trash throwback REJECT.

Les, the RAD Radish is right, ya betta watch out:
"Youse guys had best not screw with Ellen, she's a force of nature.
Besides she has the ability to embarrass the crap out of you for sure." And the Rad knows me: great fabYOUlus guy, BTW.

Let me know when I can SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND MAKE YOU WORK RIGHT. You Deliverance folks have below an 80 IQ so maybe you might not understand my vernacular. But ya do understand INBREED & REJECT. Yo Mama Yo Sista!!???!! ukeface:

One thing Fo Sho, you're NOT a SEAHAWKS FAN. Can't be, the 12th has convolutions, your brain is "flatten fauna" Oh, you must be an "IN THE CLOSET" 49WHINER or bucking bonko bronko payton place fan. Get the metaphor or is it above your BLOWUP DOLL'S head. :sarcasm_on: :0190l: :141847_bnono: :stirthepot:

So many inbreeds like you hide behind their words. They love social media and can "pretend" how tough they are with words. I like it too. But, I'm the one with the REAL balls. And I'm calling a spade a spade. Rather a reject a reject.
Yo, TalontedNoseRider, IF YA WANT A WINNER, PICK YER NOSE. Snotrider. :0190l: :mrgreen: :roll: :roll:

And imagine, all I wanted to do was show two bears in Seahawks regalia. The Earl bear being old and when we watched Earl Thomas play, Earl wanted his name changed. Now, he's Earl THOMAS Perlman. So, he & Earleene have their Seahawks outfits [Walmart, so ya know]. AND they do look WAYYYY COOL!

OH, and BTW, great article in Seattle Times on Earl "the Perl" Thomas about true grit, something that SFB's TalontedNoseRider obviously lacks.
Do me a favor, Nosefart, don't PM me or any of that sh*t.

WE ALL GOTTA GET READY FOR THURSDAY — BIG ASS GAME. DANG, WURZ DA PIZZA and the 12th Man beer [can get it at Walmart]

If graphics like what TalontedNoseRider posted can be viewed for all the world to see, then my rebuttal is fair game in defense of EARL & EARLEENE THOAMS PERLMAN.

And thanks again Les for being my six.

Ellen, Sono una animatrice pazzo, il normale è molto noioso![/quote]

Wait, so you're saying I can get the pants at Walmart?

 

[chris98251]

I would lock and move this to the shack but it is such a great example of be careful who you piss off because you may end up pissed on I am going to leave it as an example of why we have a Smack Shack.