Congrats to Emmy Winner Greg Olsen

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Greg Olsen wins Emmy, over Tom Brady

The awkward situation at Fox got a little more awkward on Tuesday night, at the annual Sports Emmys awards.

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Just kidding, screw that guy.

To be fair, he's pretty good at what he does. I jumped into the middle of a Cowherd segment recently and was very impressed with whoever he was interviewing, and kept trying to guess who it was based on context hints. Eventually it hit me and I was like "Dammit, this is Greg Olsen, isn't it?".

 

[SoulfishHawk]

Olsen? Dude is cheeks. F that dude. Even if he IS good, I'm supposed to hate him

 

[Sperrydogg]

What’s an Emmy?

 

[Sperrydogg]

Enema?
I will never read an article about Greg Olsen even if he had to get an enema

 

[Ostatehawk]

Enema?
I will never read an article about Greg Olsen even if he had to get an enema

You hold the hose - I will jump on the bag.

100% F that guy.

 

[SoulfishHawk]

So basically, you wouldn't pee on him if he was on fire?

+1

 

[Sperrydogg]

You hold the hose - I will jump on the bag.

100% F that guy.

Wait… why do I gotta hold the hose???

 

[Sperrydogg]

So basically, you wouldn't pee on him if he was on fire?

+1

I mean I’d pee on him I guess…. Don’t want the weirdo to get maimed

 

[Ostatehawk]

Wait… why do I gotta hold the hose???

Duh. It was your idea.

 

[CPHawk]

I mean I’d pee on him I guess…. Don’t want the weirdo to get maimed

He probably likes it though. And I don’t want to do anything that brings him pleasure