Chris Johnson (CJ2K) to race cheetah

[Sarlacc83]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100000 ... n-cable-tv

Will still suck on the field.

 

[MizzouHawkGal]

Things like this are stupid. What did the cheetah ever do to be demeaned like this?

 

[hawker84]

Johnson - very fast

Johnson vs. cheetah - very slow

 

[HawksSoc]

The cheetah will be picking lumps of gold out of its claws for months!

 

[The Radish]

Put him in a gazelle suit and let the Cheetah be hungry. That would be the real test and he'd lose big time.

:roll:

 

[MooseKnuckle]

 

[Stephen SeaHawking]

Next they should have JJ Watt try to sack a Grizzly Bear.

 

[hawker84]

lol, that picture, jeeesh..

 

[RolandDeschain]

The cheetah will smoke his arse unless they drug it, or let CJ start way ahead.

 

[Sarlacc83]

The cheetah will smoke his arse unless they drug it, or let CJ start way ahead.

I think the more important thing here is the CJ2K is going to show more effort against a cheetah than he will on gameday.

I swear, the headlines write themselves.

 

[RolandDeschain]

Pretty much, yeah.

 

[MooseKnuckle]

Stay tuned for our next episode, when Chris Johnson goes head to head with a pig in a spelling contest

 

[therealjohncarlson]

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[hawksfansinceday1]

I think the more important thing here is the CJ2K is going to show more effort against a cheetah than he will on gameday.

I swear, the headlines write themselves.

And we have a post so full of win it should be pinned. Nice my man!!

 

[The Radish]

Stay tuned for our next episode, when Chris Johnson goes head to head with a pig in a spelling contest

Spelling or smelling?

:roll:

 

[SouthSoundHawk]

Devin Hester is in on this too.

They should have to run 100 yards for a touchdown while dodging bears, wolverines, killer bees (Wu-tang brand), wildebeests, D-generation X, and some more random death machines.