Hass: "Russ, on behalf of the whole world, thanks for getting Ciara pregnant. She was gorgeous before...but those..."things" are a wonderful sight to behold. "
Russ:" Whoa there homeboy, don't make me go there. I am flattered, but you need to chill. And take off that MAGA hat before you become the receiver...of these hands! "
Hass: " Meh. You're not black enough."
Russ: *dials Marshawn* Yo, Beast. I need to use that favor you promised me. This fool up here talkin' REALLY reckless."
Beast: "Say no more. I got you, fambam. I'm at camp but the lil homie from Henderson and Rainier Ave. is on deck. He's five, ten minutes away. He'll be pulling up in the primered 7 Duece Caprice. Just point the fool out. You KNOW I'd do it but I don't want to get fined. One! "