Caption contest

[Giblien]

 

[Chrome_Seahawk]

Can't catch me, I'm the Maple-Bar Man

 

[grizbob]

Catch crotch fever :shock:

 

[KitsapHawk]

HOLD MAH DIIIII- oh wait.

 

[DHawk]

"Well its not Darren Sharper, but he can HOLD MAH DIIIIICK"

 

[Sac]

"Don't make me squeeze the filling out of your maple bar, Tate"!

 

[ivotuk]

He was "Giving him the business"

or

Must strip the football...what the hell...

 

[hawksfan515]

He wants the D.

 

[DohBoy]

Today: Kelvin Hayden, DB, Chicago Bears.

Ten years from now: Kelvin Hayden, TSA Agent, Chicago O'Hare International Airport.

DohBoy

 

[rawkhawk]

...or are you just happy to see me.

 

[SNDavidson]

-OK here's the plan guys, when he gets close enough you run and jump and make a diving grab of his dick, then I'll run over and tackle him
-But why wouldn't I just tack...
-Just do it!

 

[nsport]

Can't catch me, I'm the Maple-Bar Man

WINNER.

 

[Atradees]

Lovie Smith: "Do something that will cause the receivers to lose their concentration..."

Hayden, a fast thinker decides to give Tate a handie!

 

[SmokeyHawk]

Pictured: "Hayden isn't even good enough to hold Tate's jock"...

err, or something like that. Can't really figure out the bet way to use that dis.

-SH

 

[hawksfansinceday1]

You can grab my junk all day, but you still can't stop me.

 

[ruffENrowdy]

"U feel that bro?"

 

[seabowl]

Wrong ball

 

[SeatownJay]

"Not every Bear fully understands Lovie's "strip the ball" mantra on defense."

 

[rastahawk]

"You feel that bitch? That's why they call me Gold Member"

 

[TheHawkster]

"This would feel completely normal if I went to Penn State." -G.T.