1000 Strikeouts

[Hawker]

Mariners reached 1,000 strikeouts before the All-Star break.

The lackluster 2023-24 off-season is panning out like we thought it would.

 

[SoulfishHawk]

Putrid

 

[Hawker]

 

[Hawkstorian]

The Mariners are the worst sports franchise in North America. Why would anyone expect different?

 

[onanygivensunday]

DAMMIT... JUST PUT THE BALL IN PLAY!!!

So many missed opportunities with the bases loaded... so many.

 

[SoulfishHawk]

The Seattle Mariners: We need to cut way back on Strikeouts
Also The Seattle Mariners: Leading the league in Strikeouts.

How very Mariner

 

[Threedee]

Here's to the next thousand!

 

[Seahawks Guy]

Why don't teams implement corporal punishment for strikeouts? Have them wear a shock collar and every time they swing at a pitch outside the strike zone they get shocked. Not enough to cause any damage. Just enough to make them remember not to do it again.

It's a tried and true training method, backed by science. Is it against the rules or something?

 

[JPatera76]

Why don't teams implement corporal punishment for strikeouts? Have them wear a shock collar and every time they swing at a pitch outside the strike zone they get shocked. Not enough to cause any damage. Just enough to make them remember not to do it again.

It's a tried and true training method, backed by science. Is it against the rules or something?

Omg lol I just imagined Julio getting shocked reading this lol

 

[Ruminator]

At this point, that is a shockingly good idea.

 

[Flyingsquad23]

Well Houston had buzzers to tell them what pitch was coming and they didn’t get punished so….

 

[SeAhAwKeR4life]

Most FRAUDULENT division leader in the game! Both other divisions in the AL have the third place teams (as well as first and second) with better winning percentage than the Ms. If not for a BAD division, we're basically a 4th place team...

Keep filling seats and buying merch, ownership will continue not to care...

 

[SoulfishHawk]

They've already struck out 4 times on Friday...........