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  1. Lagartixa

    Dickson 4 Year Extension

    I'm not optimistic about the Seahawks offense on third down in 2025. Anyway, setting new highs in what specialists like a punter make is why the Seahawks always seem to be running up against the cap in a way the good teams in the division don't, leading the most ignorant among us to affirm that...
  2. Lagartixa

    Jalen Milroe is Signed

    The first line made me say "I hope not." Man, I really hope the Seahawks have an option much better than Taysom Hill Lite With More Interceptions, which is Milroe's ceiling, for QB1 in two years. Then I saw the last line. OK, your reference to our old friend Fade's ridiculous takes, which...
  3. Lagartixa

    Fansided hating on Kupp

    The problem with this is that MVS isn't gonna clear any space. He self-covers by having hands so bad they're effectively an extra DB for the opposition. An opponent's defense can put its weakest corner on MVS, and MVS is still effectively double-covered. That leaves another extra defender to...
  4. Lagartixa

    PFF 2025 QB Rankings (Projected) - such garbage

    Mahomes's one bad game wasn't at the end of his only good season in a seven-year career. Darnold's last two games were a return to the utterly $#!+ty level of play he had clearly established over the first six years of his career.
  5. Lagartixa

    PFF 2025 QB Rankings (Projected) - such garbage

    Tell us you didn't watch the Vikings' last two games without explicitly saying you didn't watch the Vikings' last two games. Darnold very clearly reverted to his well-established level of suckitude for those two games.
  6. Lagartixa

    Jalen Milroe is Signed

    Is nobody going to question the word "key" in the headline? In what sense is a whim of a draft pick whose ceiling is Taysom Hill (but maybe with a higher interception rate if they actually let him throw) a "key draft pick"?
  7. Lagartixa

    8 out of 11?

    Archie and Eli Manning didn't invent anything. The correct term is "Elwayed." [The alternate form, "Horse-Teethed," is acceptable, but less clear to many.]
  8. Lagartixa

    2025 NFL Schedule Release

    The reduction of win probabilities for visiting teams increases (gets worse) as travel distance increases, but the change in win probabilities gets smaller and smaller with increasing distance, so 3000 km of travel is worse than 2000 km, but by less than 2000 km of travel is worse than 1000 km.
  9. Lagartixa

    Name the future coaching stars from Macdonald's tree?

    Hahahahahaha Macdonald has not had a great start. Here's a related question: have there ever been any other Seahawks coaches as far out of their depth as Huff and Grubb?
  10. Lagartixa

    Pick 35: Nick Emmanwori

    I'm not sure who or what the "draft chart genius" is, but it's irrelevant. Whether you use charts like the updated JJ chart (roughly how teams value picks) or the updated Chase Stuart chart (roughly what picks are actually worth in expected talent), the fact remains that the Seahawks paid...
  11. Lagartixa

    Pick 35: Nick Emmanwori

    I still think he will work out as an effective NFL player, and hope he does, but let's not ignore the facts to pretend this is a bargain like "first-round talent at second-round prices," because both parts of that are incorrect. All 32 NFL teams showed us clearly that they had determined that...
  12. Lagartixa

    Pick 18: Grey Zabel

    I look forward to seeing Zabel in the Blazing Saddles of the 2030s, the Porky's of the 2040s, and the Victor/Victoria of the 2040s. I hope I'll be forgiven if I skip the Webster of the 2040s.
  13. Lagartixa

    Everyone KNEW he was going to be good, and he WAS

    Curt Warner, Tez, ETIII.
  14. Lagartixa

    Lockett is a Titan

    You can move a step up the Seahawks' WR "depth" chart and still be right. Lockett right now, but with both hands severely broken, would be better than MVS, who is getting $4M. Lockett at $4M would be better than MVS at whatever the league-minimum salary is. Lockett for $4M is a much better...
  15. Lagartixa

    Where have you seen this before?

    He pulled a Wilson!
  16. Lagartixa

    The most misspelled Seahawk in .NET history is?

    By the time Shaquille Griffen was with the Seahawks, Lockitte had retired, so I pointed out in a thread at the Seahawks-fan site with the stupid-ass name, which I frequented at the time, that with Lockitte gone, Lockit didn't need the nickname "No-E" anymore, and then I asked if we could give...
  17. Lagartixa

    JSN and KUPP

    Wow. Your best reply would have been "sorry guys, heat of the moment" and a GIF of Homer disappearing into the shrubbery. Instead, you're actually doubling down on your "Lockett is a pussy" nonsense. Look at Bo Jackson's NFL career, or Victor Cruz's, Johnny Knox's, Darryl Stingley's...
  18. Lagartixa

    IV buys his mom a new car

    Only if she she abused him as a child, and in return he wanted her to die a fiery death.
  19. Lagartixa

    Wilson's next team?

    Oh, I'm not saying he'd be good or that it'd be a good idea, just not as bad as Aikman and (dum)B(f)uck.
  20. Lagartixa

    Wilson's next team?

    He'd still be less bad than Troy Aikman and Joe (dum)B(f)uck.

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