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  1. Lagartixa

    D Lawrence response to Micah Parsons

    Barring a hideous injury to Parsons, that seems extremely unlikely to happen. Lawrence's best season (by a lot) was eight years ago, and it was comparable in quality to Parsons's weakest season. And Parsons at 26 is just entering his prime, while Lawrence at 32 has passed his.
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    Seahawks "Rivalries" alternate uniform 2025

    Haha... Jinx! You owe me a Coke™! It wasn't technically at exactly the same time, but neither had seen the other's comment before posting his own.
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    Seahawks "Rivalries" alternate uniform 2025

    The Arizona one is the absolute worst. It looks like they used it to mop a men's bathroom in a $#!+ty bar.
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    Micah Parsons to Green Bay

    Parsons got traded to a better-run team with better immediate playoff prospects, plus got record compensation. Looks like a pretty good businessman to me. I'd say an arrogant billionaire found out what happens when a guy who brings only money, which by definitition is fungible (Parsons...
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    For The Locals: Players Try To Pronounce Local Town Names

    I would have gotten Puyallup wrong if I had tried to say it out loud before hearing my friend who lives there pronounce it. I would have gone with "poo-yallup," like some of these guys did, and not the correct pronunciation, "pyoo-allup."
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    Seahawks "Rivalries" alternate uniform 2025

    The verb seems appropriate.
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    Countdown To Kickoff

    My first childhood sports hero. I wrote to him c/o the team (found the address in the back of an issue of Football Digest) and he sent this pic back. That's the original frame I bought for it with allowance money. It musta been 1977 or 78 or so. As I've mentioned many, many times here, one...
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    Pick 223: Damien Martinez

    Martinez does have something in common with Marshawn Lynch, in that both are now former Seahawks.
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    What player are you worried they'll cut and lose?

    I frickin' LOVE that the Seahawks said "¿Por que no los dos?" by both keeping six wide receivers and cutting Valdes-Stonehands.
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    Cutdown to 53 is tomorrow

    I'll be thrilled if he's hurting the 49ers offense in week 1. It's not a bold decision at all to cut a bad player. The mistake was guaranteeing $3M to that stiff. What a waste. For MVS to get 80 receptions, he'd need 175 targets or more, and I'm being generous. Possibly more like 200...
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    Cutdown to 53 is tomorrow

    I'm sure the Seahawks would love to trade MVS away and mitigate the awful decision to sign him and guarantee him $3M, but who's the sucker on the other end of a trade? Who would trade anything even potentially useful for a receiver who can't catch?
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    Paul Moyer saying Hello

    Off-by-one errors in accessing iterables (vectors, lists, sets, tuples - any discrete collection of variables) are very, very common in programming. Some programming languages use 0 as the index of the first element, so the first element of an iterable called `my_iterable` with `N` elements...
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    Paul Moyer saying Hello

    No, because if you are going to give the millennium its full 1000 years, and you consider that the First Millennium began in the year 1 CE, then its last year has to have been the year 1000 CE. Similarly, the Second Millennium CE began the next year, at the start of 1001 CE, and its final year...
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    Howell on the road again!

    Carson Wentz is still around?! I think the harshest thing for Howell is that he's fallen below Wentz. Yikes.
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    Paul Moyer saying Hello

    I think your confusion comes from subtracting 1976 from 2025 and getting only 49. What you're forgetting is that 1976 wasn't "season zero" for the Seahawks. It was "season one." That makes this season the fiftieth. The fiftieth anniversary of, say, the first game of the Seahawks' first...
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    What player are you worried they'll cut and lose?

    No need to keep six. They can mitigate the awful decision to sign MVS (and guarantee him $3M) by cutting him and getting nearly a million in cap space back ($255,000 in per-game roster bonuses, plus $745,000 of non-guaranteed salary). He doesn't play special teams, he has terrible hands, and...
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    If Sundell starts at centre

    Definitely somewhere that the archaic dialects are spoken and the archaic, more French-like, spellings of words ("theatre," etc.) are used. The correct spelling in the United States is "center." Yes, this is light trolling of our friends from other former parts of the British Empire...
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    Is Bobo better than Dareke Young?

    I'd say the OP went full Betteridge with the thread title. But who cares? Both are better than MVS. That guy couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse.
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    Countdown To Kickoff

    I prefer Tyrel Dodson/Devin Bush Day, even though I don't care too much about those guys. But Efren Herrera Day isn't bad.
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    Countdown To Kickoff

    His injury was heartbreaking. I loved how that guy played. [ETA: it was a pic of Thomas Rawls]

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