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    Pick 35: Nick Emmanwori

    I'm not sure who or what the "draft chart genius" is, but it's irrelevant. Whether you use charts like the updated JJ chart (roughly how teams value picks) or the updated Chase Stuart chart (roughly what picks are actually worth in expected talent), the fact remains that the Seahawks paid...
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    Pick 35: Nick Emmanwori

    I still think he will work out as an effective NFL player, and hope he does, but let's not ignore the facts to pretend this is a bargain like "first-round talent at second-round prices," because both parts of that are incorrect. All 32 NFL teams showed us clearly that they had determined that...
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    Pick 18: Grey Zabel

    I look forward to seeing Zabel in the Blazing Saddles of the 2030s, the Porky's of the 2040s, and the Victor/Victoria of the 2040s. I hope I'll be forgiven if I skip the Webster of the 2040s.
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    Everyone KNEW he was going to be good, and he WAS

    Curt Warner, Tez, ETIII.
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    Lockett is a Titan

    You can move a step up the Seahawks' WR "depth" chart and still be right. Lockett right now, but with both hands severely broken, would be better than MVS, who is getting $4M. Lockett at $4M would be better than MVS at whatever the league-minimum salary is. Lockett for $4M is a much better...
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    Where have you seen this before?

    He pulled a Wilson!
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    The most misspelled Seahawk in .NET history is?

    By the time Shaquille Griffen was with the Seahawks, Lockitte had retired, so I pointed out in a thread at the Seahawks-fan site with the stupid-ass name, which I frequented at the time, that with Lockitte gone, Lockit didn't need the nickname "No-E" anymore, and then I asked if we could give...
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    JSN and KUPP

    Wow. Your best reply would have been "sorry guys, heat of the moment" and a GIF of Homer disappearing into the shrubbery. Instead, you're actually doubling down on your "Lockett is a pussy" nonsense. Look at Bo Jackson's NFL career, or Victor Cruz's, Johnny Knox's, Darryl Stingley's...
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    IV buys his mom a new car

    Only if she she abused him as a child, and in return he wanted her to die a fiery death.
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    Wilson's next team?

    Oh, I'm not saying he'd be good or that it'd be a good idea, just not as bad as Aikman and (dum)B(f)uck.
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    Wilson's next team?

    He'd still be less bad than Troy Aikman and Joe (dum)B(f)uck.
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    MVS signing

    The only thing I'd add is that the Seahawks have now signed a receiver who has poor hands to play with their quarterback who has poor passing accuracy. What could possibly go wrong? I sincerely hope a whole lot happens between now and the start of the season, so that my expectation for the...
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    MVS signing

    There's no reason other than ridiculously unrealistic wishcasting to expect Darnold to be "throwing dots." Darnold has had one season of throwing at an above-league-average completion rate, and he was still just 17th-best among qualifying starters in that category in his one positive-outlier...
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    MVS signing

    Well, y'know, other than Tutu Atwell at $10M.
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    Sam Darnold To Sign With The Seahawks

    If you mean because he's going to have a lot of concussions, I can agree with that.
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