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  1. Lagartixa

    Do you believe this about Russell Wilson?

    How will they feel about 50 sacks and 6-10 fumbles?
  2. Lagartixa

    Do you believe this about Russell Wilson?

    What was he s'posed to say? "Uh, thanks Mr. Wilson for coming in here and destroying what had been a team on the rise. Thanks for wasting a truly great performance by our defense in 2022 with your bottom-three-in-the-league suckitude. Thanks for being so bad that you got the head coach fired...
  3. Lagartixa

    MJ restructures his deal, creates space

    Well, this way opposing ball carriers will know they've been hit by they've been hit by a smooth criminal. Ow!
  4. Lagartixa

    Bills getting desperate at WR

    Ah yes, the good ol' days when players had zero negotiating power and the owners exploited them even more than they do now. I'm sure the owners share your nostalgia for those days, in the same way plantation owners from the Confederacy missed the good ol' days of 100% employee loyalty after...
  5. Lagartixa

    Do you believe this about Russell Wilson?

    I think the most surprising thing we learned from 2022-23 was that while a lot of people believed Carroll had been holding Wilson back, the reality was closer to the exact opposite - what Carroll's teams could do on offense during the Wilson years was held back by Wilson's limitations. Wilson...
  6. Lagartixa

    Breda Report: The Vilification of Russell Wilson

    I've read a bunch of times in a bunch of different places that the plan is to use a lot of play action. Wilson has been really productive in play action. I'll really be curious to see how it goes.
  7. Lagartixa

    The Auburn of Boom

    So it's "Legion Au Burn" then?
  8. Lagartixa

    NFL authorizes in-game use of guardian caps.

    Imagine how stupid it would be if people who don't work in logging or mining were to say people in those areas couldn't use proven-to-work safety equipment because those people not in the relevant industry didn't like how the safety equipment looked.
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    NFL authorizes in-game use of guardian caps.

    That's not why NFL players make so much money. An NFL player is among the 100 best in the world at what he does. Round the world population down to eight billion, take half of that to get the approximate number of males, take a quarter of that to get the right age range, and you've got one...
  10. Lagartixa

    "What if" moments

    D000000d In the magical 1983 season, the Seahawks beat the oh-so-loathed Raiders twice on their way to making the playoffs for the first time in team history. They rolled through the Broncos in the wildcard-round game, surprised the Dolphins in Miami, and got to the AFC Championship Game...
  11. Lagartixa

    Has the ship sailed again ?

    ...with four bullets.
  12. Lagartixa

    Schneider tried to trade up for Penix

    We're talking about things with large amounts of uncertainty. The best tool human beings have for understanding and accounting for uncertainty is probability theory. Statistics applies probability theory and produces useful descriptive and predictive results that have real-world value. Yes...
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    Schneider tried to trade up for Penix

    I know @cymatica and @Shane Falco are joking about the probability calculations, but there are a few different definitions of probability, all compatible in certain limits, but representing different approaches, and under some of them, different people could legitimately come up with a wide...
  14. Lagartixa

    Schneider tried to trade up for Penix

    "I don't like that! I don't like that!" (The action-green text is a link for those who don't get the reference)
  15. Lagartixa

    Paul Moyer saying Hello

    Mr. Moyer, I've been a Seahawks fan since 1976, and for most of that time, I was the only Seahawks fan I knew, because I grew up in Maine and never even visited the Pacific Northwest until my first (and so far, only) trip to Seattle in 2019. In 1984 and 1986, my dad took me down to Foxborough...
  16. Lagartixa

    Highschool kid tries to diss DK

    I've had the same impression - that Metcalf and Ramsey alternated "winning" their specific matchup when they were matched up. Because Metcalf and Ramsey are good at provoking each other, the kid thought he'd get under Metcalf's skin with that. As Metcalf comes over to ask asks what the kid...
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    Highschool kid tries to diss DK

    Jalen Ramsey wasn't on the Rams roster last year. On the same day Metcalf had the game in L.A. with five catches for 94 yards, Ramsey played for the Dolphins against the Raiders in Miami. Two interceptions, two PDs.
  18. Lagartixa

    Penix

    By relative body size, JSN would be Asterix and Cross would be Obelix (Cross is heavier than JSN by a good 115 pounds or more and is about five inches taller). Witherspoon could be something like Longpicksix. EDITED to add... I started thinking, and the most Asterixy Seahawks player that comes...
  19. Lagartixa

    Jon Ryan to retire a Seahawk

    Jon Ryan retires from football as one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history. Over his 12-year career, he completed a staggering 75% of his passes in the regular season, never throwing a single interception, and he will retire with a regular-season passer rating of 116.7 and an astounding...
  20. Lagartixa

    Nwosu speaks out. Eyebrow raising read.

    I didn't click, precisely because I saw it was from the oh-so-bad 12th Man Rising. In early-to-mid 2013, after nearly 37 years of being a Seahawks fan but not knowing any others to be able to talk about the Seahawks with them, I went searching for an online Seahawks fan community . I found a...

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