Superbowl LX script

[Ycrew]

10-10 1st half.

23-10 Seahawks end of 3rd Quarter.

Beginning of 4th Quarter.

Ernest Jones Injured.

23-17 Seahawks

Riq got a unsportsmanlike conduct keeping the drive alive for Patriots and Stefon Diggs.

Patriots TD 23-24

Darnold Costly INT

Patruits kick a FG

Patriots 23-27

Walker Fumbles @ the 1 Yard Line.

 

[MoldyPurpleMayo]

Sooooo...are you a rams fan or 49ers fan?

 

[Ostatehawk]

mod edit: graphic depictions of genitals are a bit outside of the community standard

Yeah - sorry about that. It just seemed so appropriate for this guy!

 

[Ostatehawk]

10-10 1st half.

23-10 Seahawks end of 3rd Quarter.

Beginning of 4th Quarter.

Ernest Jones Injured.

23-17 Seahawks

Riq got a unsportsmanlike conduct keeping the drive alive for Patriots and Stefon Diggs.

Patriots TD 23-24

Darnold Costly INT

Patruits kick a FG

Patriots 23-27

Walker Fumbles @ the 1 Yard Line.

 

[SeahawkSteve80]

 

[Ycrew]

Sooooo...are you a rams fan or 49ers fan?

None
Seahawks fan for life

Post was for jokes

 

[MontanaHawk05]

None
Seahawks fan for life

Post was for jokes

I...can't say I'm having a laughing instinct?

I mean, the execution just wasn't there.

 

[Ycrew]

I...can't say I'm having a laughing instinct?

I mean, the execution just wasn't there.

Let me try again

10-10 1st half.

23-10 Seahawks end of 3rd Quarter.

Beginning of 4th Quarter.

Ernest Jones Injured.

23-17 Seahawks

Riq got a unsportsmanlike conduct keeping the drive alive for Patriots and Stefon Diggs.

Patriots TD 23-24


Walker Fumbles @ the 1 Yard Line.

Safety next play.

25-24

Seahawks win.

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[Donn2390]

10-10 1st half.

23-10 Seahawks end of 3rd Quarter.

Beginning of 4th Quarter.

Ernest Jones Injured.

23-17 Seahawks

Riq got a unsportsmanlike conduct keeping the drive alive for Patriots and Stefon Diggs.

Patriots TD 23-24

Darnold Costly INT

Patruits kick a FG

Patriots 23-27

Walker Fumbles @ the 1 Yard Line.

You are mixed up, you are supposed to be hammered during the game, not two weeks prior when predicting the scenario!!

 

[SoulfishHawk]

You're not supposed to DRINK the bong water.

 

[SoulfishHawk]

TICK....TICK....TICK.......

 

[SeahawkSteve80]

None
Seahawks fan for life

Post was for jokes

 

[Wsumatt1982]

 

[DeSeahawk]

Let me try again

10-10 1st half.

23-10 Seahawks end of 3rd Quarter.

Beginning of 4th Quarter.

Ernest Jones Injured.

23-17 Seahawks

Riq got a unsportsmanlike conduct keeping the drive alive for Patriots and Stefon Diggs.

Patriots TD 23-24


Walker Fumbles @ the 1 Yard Line.

Safety next play.

25-24

Seahawks win.

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I'd feel bad for all the people that threw beer bottles at their tv after the fumble, causing them the miss the winning safety.

 

[JPatera76]

God damn .. what a shit post smh

 

[glenwo2]

New Script :


Ycrew posts nonsense

Gets banned.


Roll Credits.


(Am i being a bit too extreme here? YES. I don't really want Ycrew to be banned.)


EDIT : Now to be fair, I've done the same in posting nonsense around here but this type of "nonsense" is really bad vibes, man.

 

[glenwo2]

Just my opinion but I feel that Seahawks fans shouldn't type up "jokes" like that, especially with the SB in two weeks.

The Football Gods are just looking for excuses to f*ck us over. We shouldn't give 'em any ideas....

 

[MoldyPurpleMayo]

I mean, I just don't get the funny part of Jones getting injured

 

[AROS]

The F?

 

[GemCity]

@Ycrew aight man…I’ll save you.

Script:

First quarter: Seahawks BTA (belt to ass).

Rest of game: Seahawks BTA.

Super Bowl MVP: a very healthy Ernest Jones.

The End.