(write whatever you want/open)

I am saying Wilson is more buff than Robert Griffen.

Russell Wilson is teaching me what passionate plutonic love is

ehhh... I feel like this thread could cross over the really creepy line really quickly

A dreamboat <3

Russell Wilson would be my mirror image if we looked, acted, and played the same.

You guys are twisted! (thats why I like you) Muah!

therealjohncarlson wrote:ehhh... I feel like this thread could cross over the really creepy line really quickly

...sorry

Had to look that up!

plu·ton·ic
/plo͞oˈtänik/
Adjective

Relating to or denoting igneous rock formed by solidification at considerable depth beneath the earth's surface.
Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto.

therealjohncarlson wrote:ehhh... I feel like this thread could cross over the really creepy line really quickly

And within minutes dunce crosses that line and that's why I love this place

dreamy....

Russell Wilson is........

What Chuck Norris wants to be like.....

Russell Wilson is

the best decision this organization has ever made

Atradees wrote:Had to look that up!

plu·ton·ic
/plo͞oˈtänik/
Adjective

Relating to or denoting igneous rock formed by solidification at considerable depth beneath the earth's surface.
Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto.

Hahaha ahem *platonic...

the only reason I look back at my 3 months crippled on the couch last year as being any semblance of enjoyable...

(yes his college tape was just that good) over and over and over...

dunceface wrote:

Atradees wrote:Had to look that up!

plu·ton·ic
/plo͞oˈtänik/
Adjective

Relating to or denoting igneous rock formed by solidification at considerable depth beneath the earth's surface.
Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto.

Hahaha ahem *platonic...

Umm..........Rock Hard and pretty much.........Satan.....

Ewwwww u guys r grody!!!!!1

Ok here goes another one...Russell Wilson is the King of Nicknames!

RUSSELL WILSON IS... probably not even at 50% of his ceiling... which gives me plutonic wood.

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/grantland/ ... id=8806581

Go to about the 1:06 mark where they talk about Matt Flynn. Right after that, Simmons says a couple of things about Wilson that are pretty good.

a beast.

....a myth. He walks among his people on Mt. Olympus at night and returns to lead us mortals during the day.

RW is looked up to by 6'4 qbs.

There is only one man that EVER intimidated Chuck Norris. That man is Russell Wilson.

After watching Wilson's back-to-back three game blowout of the Cardinals, Bills and 49ers. The country of France decided to issue an unconditional surrender to Russell Wilson. Just to be on the safe side.

If the energy of Russell Wilson's throwing motion could be harnessed, after just one pass; It's enough energy to power the entire country of Australia for 37 minutes.

The NFL has decided to suspend the MVP award. At least until Russell Wilson retires. The NFL figured it would be demoralizing to all the other QB's in the league if just one player won MVP for the next decade.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is considering opening up a temporary prize category, so Russell Wilson can be awarded the Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, the committee is having a hard time coming up with a category 'name' to prize a person with so much "awesome"..

Chuck Norris and Russell Wilson walked into a bar, it instantly exploded for no building could contain such awesome. Chuck Norris is not allowed to attend a Seahawks game in a closed stadium for this very reason.

Legend has it that any fertile female that comes within 3 yards of Russell Wilson, will mysteriously end up pregnant the next morning. Wilson has fathered more children than Gengis Khan.

Russell Wilson is to me what a woodwind is to an orchestra. SWWWEEEET MUSIC TO MY EARS!

...is all that, and a bag of chips

DynoHawk wrote:...is all that, and a bag of chips

nice avatar

Sprfunk wrote:RW is looked up to by 6' 4" qbs.

I like this one.

Also, think about this one... Russell Wilson is....OURS!!

If that doesn't that bring a smile to your face, you're not a dyed in the wool Seahawks fan.

I heard Russell Wilson uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.

Zowert wrote:After watching Wilson's back-to-back three game blowout of the Cardinals, Bills and 49ers. The country of France decided to issue an unconditional surrender to Russell Wilson. Just to be on the safe side.
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C'est pas si drole ça! Se moquer de la France c'est un peu cliché. Make fun of the Germans, the real perennial losers.

4 wins away from becoming a legend in Seattle.

... not a rookie anymore. I keep reading rookie this and rookie that but the man has 16 starts under his belt.

a pioneer, and a leader .... and a man who doesn't define his skillset by his stature, rather by his play on the field

GOD LIKE

Russellmania3 wrote:GOD LIKE

Amen!

My choice for quarterback even if I could choose any other in the league.

chris98251 wrote:Russell Wilson is........

What Chuck Norris wants to be like.....

Whew, almost hurt yourself their kid, but l'm here to save ya

Now let's finish what you typed....."Russell Wilson is what Chuck norris wants to be like (okay here is where I save ya) if Chuck Norris were himself a mortal. Ok, your safe, Chuck Norris is forgiving


Go Hawks!

The best thing to happen to the hawks since Steve Largent.

...cannot be contained within three dimensions, so must exist within the multi-verse.

ParisPC07 wrote:

Zowert wrote:After watching Wilson's back-to-back three game blowout of the Cardinals, Bills and 49ers. The country of France decided to issue an unconditional surrender to Russell Wilson. Just to be on the safe side.
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C'est pas si drole ça! Se moquer de la France c'est un peu cliché. Make fun of the Germans, the real perennial losers.

Das ist nicht lustig! Zu verspotten Deutschland ist gefährlich fragen die Menschen in Irland, dass Rauch von Marihuana.

1. 5'10" and 5/8ths
2. The first Seahawks HOF QB

Underrated on this board.

...someone who makes me want to be a better man.

Destined to be my all time favoritest QB in the entire world

therealjohncarlson wrote:ehhh... I feel like this thread could cross over the really creepy line really quickly

I kind if feel that line was crossed during / after the KC pre-season game and since then more have joined daily.....

...is a midget.

IDGAF! cus he's our midget and that is why the whole world is p i s s e d off!

Inspiring.

Aros wrote:...someone who makes me want to be a better man.

+1.