Hawknballs
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-would win the superbowl with a weird 43-8 score
-would party that evening with their 61 year old billionaire owner rocking it on the guitar
-begin the superbowl with a noise-induced safety 3000 miles from home
-win the superbowl with a QB everyone said was too short to ever be anything but an okay backup
-who just happened to pull the Seahawks out of a hat prior to the draft
-and is the most flawless face of a franchise in sports and the perfect compliment to a team with a coach and other players the rest of the league's fans deem 'classless'
-have a superbowl MVP as obscure and unrecognized nationally as the franchise's respective history whom is also the perfect example of the sort of depth of the team
-win the superbowl in the same year that their fans gain notoriety as the league's best and loudest
-change the narrative of their franchise history of obscurity and mediocrity in grand fashion by also changing the entire narrative and outlook of the NFL as a soft passing league where big hits aren't possible by completely obliterating the most prolific offense in NFL history and doing so without any questions on the new york/new jersey stage.
-win in a city everyone doubted with a QB everyone doubted with a coach everyone doubted.
Feel free to add to the list. There are just so many things about how everything has worked out that just couldn't have been more perfect anywhere else.
-would party that evening with their 61 year old billionaire owner rocking it on the guitar
-begin the superbowl with a noise-induced safety 3000 miles from home
-win the superbowl with a QB everyone said was too short to ever be anything but an okay backup
-who just happened to pull the Seahawks out of a hat prior to the draft
-and is the most flawless face of a franchise in sports and the perfect compliment to a team with a coach and other players the rest of the league's fans deem 'classless'
-have a superbowl MVP as obscure and unrecognized nationally as the franchise's respective history whom is also the perfect example of the sort of depth of the team
-win the superbowl in the same year that their fans gain notoriety as the league's best and loudest
-change the narrative of their franchise history of obscurity and mediocrity in grand fashion by also changing the entire narrative and outlook of the NFL as a soft passing league where big hits aren't possible by completely obliterating the most prolific offense in NFL history and doing so without any questions on the new york/new jersey stage.
-win in a city everyone doubted with a QB everyone doubted with a coach everyone doubted.
Feel free to add to the list. There are just so many things about how everything has worked out that just couldn't have been more perfect anywhere else.
