He seems to have a man crush on Darnell's new doo...http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcwest
EDIT - doo's of Darnell's teammates. Still a bit kinky IMHO
"We walked our (pedestrian) ass to the Super Bowl"
"Friction caused this blossom of love to happen"
"Check your PMs"
“That 54, Bobby, man, he "effing" fast as "eff", man"