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Paul: Derrr look at me I'm a football coach
Pete: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jim: Prick.

Option 1:
Paul: So wait a minute, you're telling me we added Percy, Antoine, Bennett and Avril, just got TJack back for nothing...and we still have all the guys we wanted in the draft...?
Pete: Seriously, can you believe it? I think Schneider and I nailed it again this year. Just look at these guys, we have built an amazing team
Jim: Damn it...why didn't that work for me in DC. So...Pete about that job...do you think you might have a spot for me?

option 2:
Paul: Holy Crap... That Russell Wilson has got to be the best quarterback we have ever had. Friggin Amazing!
Pete: And it is only the beginning of his second season, you just wait...these guys are going to kick some serious 9er ass this year.
Jim: (thinking to himself) Did I look that good back in the day? Hey I think they totally forgot I was here.

option 3:
Paul: So this is how a well coached team runs...oh sorry Jim, didn't see you standing there
Pete: I'm so friggin pumped right now!
Jim: this is BS, I coached a team for a little while

Wow-no fart captions yet?

Paul: "I have so much money I could buy both of you b*tches!"

bestfightstory":33e49cxj said:

Wow-no fart captions yet?

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Paul: I call this one 'the squeaker'!
PC: Oh Paul, you're a riot!
Jim: That is soooooo juvenile.

Paul: HAHAHAHAHA

Pete: Hahaha, I know, Right ?! No, seriously Paul, we gotta talk about that extension.

Jim: Man, I want to be a HC again.

Nice work, Jester.


Paul Allen: "Waitasec.....Tarvarus JACKSON???"

Pete: "I know, right?? It was down to him or some guy named Zorn?"

PC--"Paul, what is the secret to your success?

PA--"Well Pete, its simple, you have to have two first names"

JZ--"Damn"

Paul: "Who's got the better strut? Leo or me?"
Pete: "Haha! You, of course, boss!"
Jim: *HRUMPH* "Kiss ass..."

Pete: So when Russell threw his fourth touchdown pass I looked across the field at Harbaugh.....
Paul: Yeah he started counting on his fingers like this. Looked real confused.
Jim: I never had a QB that could throw four TD's.
Pete: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jim: If I had been coaching the Redskins, RGIII wouldn't have gotten hurt and we'd have added 20 points to the 14 you guys spotted them.

PC *nudges Allen*: Ahahahahaha. You getting to the playoffs. Good one.

And then-hahHahaha and then-hahHahaha he said something like "if you are cheating you have already lost" HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that guy is really digging deep now!

bobincovington":niw9d5ye said:

Option 1:
Paul: So wait a minute, you're telling me we added Percy, Antoine, Bennett and Avril, just got TJack back for nothing...and we still have all the guys we wanted in the draft...?
Pete: Seriously, can you believe it? I think Schneider and I nailed it again this year. Just look at these guys, we have built an amazing team
Jim: Damn it...why didn't that work for me in DC. So...Pete about that job...do you think you might have a spot for me?

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Interesting thought, was Zorn not retained by the Chiefs? Likely not, I wouldn't mind the Seahawks adding him as an assistant to Carl Smith if Zorn was up for it.

I mean, c'mon we got to keep up with the arms race too, 49ers added Mangini... we can one up them with Zorn... lol.

Paul "I would like to be the back up quarterback. Im a natural at the position."

Pete "haaahahahahahahah"

Zorn frowns deeply as he has been convincing Mr Allen that he could be ready to go by the preseason.