Schleprock
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Once upon a time they had The Catch.
Well now we got – The Stab.
That’s right. I said it. Stab at the ball. And stabbed 'em in the chest in the process. Stabbed you down dead, cuz that’s the end of your season. And all your sorry post-game complaints served to the tune of whine and cheese. Now go sit on the warf and sustain yourselves on SOURdough bread…
And I choose to coin that phrase of course, 'The Stab', cuz I’m an uneducated thug who’s been nothing else my whole life but a grand menace to society. All I’ve ever done is bad things. Yeah – that’s all I’ll ever be. Just some dumb thug, with a weapon in his hand. Born to do you wrong.
No, no… don’t bother getting up off that bench there. Cuz you ain’t earned the right to play in this year’s Crown Qualifier. Only Champions allowed. Ya gotta be among the living.
And you done been stabbed instead.
Stay down.
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep."
-Richard Sherman 1/19/14 @ 9:08PM
Well now we got – The Stab.
That’s right. I said it. Stab at the ball. And stabbed 'em in the chest in the process. Stabbed you down dead, cuz that’s the end of your season. And all your sorry post-game complaints served to the tune of whine and cheese. Now go sit on the warf and sustain yourselves on SOURdough bread…
And I choose to coin that phrase of course, 'The Stab', cuz I’m an uneducated thug who’s been nothing else my whole life but a grand menace to society. All I’ve ever done is bad things. Yeah – that’s all I’ll ever be. Just some dumb thug, with a weapon in his hand. Born to do you wrong.
No, no… don’t bother getting up off that bench there. Cuz you ain’t earned the right to play in this year’s Crown Qualifier. Only Champions allowed. Ya gotta be among the living.
And you done been stabbed instead.
Stay down.
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep."
-Richard Sherman 1/19/14 @ 9:08PM