Funny Comments From Other Fans

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While Wilson's situation in Denver has regressed more quickly than imagined, one of the unexpected by-products for me is the hilarity from other fans.

We have a meme thread, but I wanted to post a few comments that had me laughing as well.

From Reddit Broncos regarding the "Wolverine Blood" comment by Wilson:

"Who’s the QB for the wolverines? Can we have him?"
"Too bad he doesn’t have eagle vision to go with that wolverine blood."
"Next round of memes. Ready. Set. #GO"
"Dude has wandered off and gotten lost up his own ass."
"At a certain point, you might as well watch the spectacle as your house burns to the ground."
"What he really needs is Professor X Vision"


From The Chiefs Planet - Broncos Megathread:

"No doubt he's caused Elway's blood to be even more infused with Scotch."
"Anything to get off Russell's ride, rats fleeing the ship already."
"Sonsabitches are so bad they're probably going to cost KC a prime time game in week 14...."
"No one wants to see a one-sided beatdown."
"Oh yes we do!"
"Why has Russack only won 8 of his last 21 games?..."
"Russ took the broncos for a ride. You know he's like "ow my hammy" every year now. Genius conman."
"It’s just the worst offense I’ve ever seen. Like, ever."
"Geno is so much better. It may be the funniest thing in league history."
"Seattle has their picks too."
"There’s conventional wisdom out there that the Donks are unwatchable, but I actually find this to be a feast for the senses. Must see TV. America’s favorite new comedy.

"I'm noticing that most Donk fans in here and on Orange Huddle (and boy is it fun as a Chiefs fan to go browsing over there right now Big grin ) are actually being fairly realistic in terms of their total whiff on Paton, Hackett, and
Mr. Unlimited Waistline."

If you want to read more, this is the Chiefs Megathread:


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John63 posted this funny thing... oh wait, he hasn't posted on the Broncos boards in over a week because even he cant defend Russ anymore.
You should check this..They are Pisssed!
 

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While Wilson's situation in Denver has regressed more quickly than imagined, one of the unexpected by-products for me is the hilarity from other fans.

We have a meme thread, but I wanted to post a few comments that had me laughing as well.

From Reddit Broncos regarding the "Wolverine Blood" comment by Wilson:

"Who’s the QB for the wolverines? Can we have him?"
"Too bad he doesn’t have eagle vision to go with that wolverine blood."
"Next round of memes. Ready. Set. #GO"
"Dude has wandered off and gotten lost up his own ass."
"At a certain point, you might as well watch the spectacle as your house burns to the ground."
"What he really needs is Professor X Vision"


From The Chiefs Planet - Broncos Megathread:

"No doubt he's caused Elway's blood to be even more infused with Scotch."
"Anything to get off Russell's ride, rats fleeing the ship already."
"Sonsabitches are so bad they're probably going to cost KC a prime time game in week 14...."
"No one wants to see a one-sided beatdown."
"Oh yes we do!"
"Why has Russack only won 8 of his last 21 games?..."
"Russ took the broncos for a ride. You know he's like "ow my hammy" every year now. Genius conman."
"It’s just the worst offense I’ve ever seen. Like, ever."
"Geno is so much better. It may be the funniest thing in league history."
"Seattle has their picks too."
"There’s conventional wisdom out there that the Donks are unwatchable, but I actually find this to be a feast for the senses. Must see TV. America’s favorite new comedy.

"I'm noticing that most Donk fans in here and on Orange Huddle (and boy is it fun as a Chiefs fan to go browsing over there right now View attachment 55267 ) are actually being fairly realistic in terms of their total whiff on Paton, Hackett, and
Mr. Unlimited Waistline."

If you want to read more, this is the Chiefs Megathread:








 
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Yes... Great work. POTW! (PostofTheWeek!)

Thank you. I've really appreciated and learned from other posters so I wanted to contribute something - even it it's a few laughs.

I know some people hate on other teams fans but I don't feel that way. Good natured trash talking is to be expected though.
 
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Here are a few more from the Chiefs' fans. I returned to the well because the abundance of humor was too good to pass up - I guess you can afford to be snarky when you're as dominant as KC.

In response to Wilson's newest Dangerwich commercial:

"I bet at least 30 percent of Subway's board of directors are pushing to bring back Jared Fogle as the spokesman right now."
"He has a future as a walmart greeter calling out the falling prices."
"DISCOUNT COUNTRY! LET'S SAVE!"
"Greatest trade of all time for opposition fan enjoyment."

"Even Future is going to stop banging Ciara if this keeps up."
"I don't wanna catch whatever Russ got..."
"No one is catching anything from Russ."

"That cringey weirdo and the Donks were a match made in Chiefs Heaven. Rofl"
"Thank you God, we really owe you bigtime for this one!"
"This is the payment come due for years of dominance with a roided up Peyton."


From this thread: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=344498&page=12
 
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