Kellen Winslow Jr, 'I'm just looking for a Boston Market'

[twisted_steel2]

http://tracking.si.com/2014/01/17/kelle ... jr-arrest/

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/1/17/5 ... sturbation

http://msn.foxsports.com/ohio/story/wit ... car-011714

woman who thought she saw the player masturbating in his vehicle in a store parking lot

Oh Kellen.

And from one of my favorite Twitter comedians:

Jenny Johnson ‏@JennyJohnsonHi5 11m
Kellen Winslow Jr. smoked weed, drove around looking for a Boston Market, then jerked off in a Target parking lot. Man, Tom Brady is boring.

 

[Scottemojo]

Abusing his little soldier?

 

[Missing_Clink]

Those boston market chicken carver sandwiches are dank tho

 

[sutz]

If ever a thread needed to be Shacked... :34853_doh:

 

[Axx]

Lmao

 

[Throwdown]

Jesus...

 

[CurryStopstheRuns]

I have heard of certain foods being aphrodisiacs, but Boston Market?

 

[Scottemojo]

Boston Market must sell salamis.

 

[Blitzer88]

Sounds like a really fun day.

 

[FearTheBeak]

They are so cute at that age.

 

[SouthSoundHawk]

Seriously, who hasn't done this?

Just replace Boston Market with the store of your choosing.

I'm into mall Sbarros.

 

[knownone]

Just think... This could have been here.

 

[brimsalabim]

He couldn't find Boston Market but he still managed to choke the chicken?

 

[Chukarhawk]

how has this not shacked yet? So much potential.

 

[rjdriver]

The officer wrote that “his genitals were not exposed” but “two open containers of Vaseline [were visible] on his center console.”

Not one, but two jars.

Impressive

 

[OrFan]

And people thought Pee Wee Herman was indiscreet.

Speaking of that, what did OJ Simpson and Pee Wee Herman have in common?


12 jerks and they both got off.