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  1. OneLofaTatupu

    Myles Garrett is full of shit

    I suppose the WWE wrestlers care about winning one of the fifty belts as well. Winning isn’t a thing anymore - we’re in the age of hyper capitalism. Grab the cash and then grab some more -
  2. OneLofaTatupu

    Seahawks Targeting Sam Darnold

    No way. Although those dudes did eat up the Seahawks last year eh?
  3. OneLofaTatupu

    Rising From The Ashes

    B- for effort and D- for execution
  4. OneLofaTatupu

    Seahawks Targeting Sam Darnold

    Bears wide receivers are loaded perhaps more correct
  5. OneLofaTatupu

    Rising From The Ashes

    Sam Howell is not the Phoenix. Sam Howell is a goddamned hydra. He’s antifragile. He doesn’t rise from the ashes. He grows two heads for every one that’s cut off. Sam Howell saves babies from poverty and stands by his right to party.
  6. OneLofaTatupu

    Geno traded!

    It’s easier to think in dichotomies than reality, which is infinitely abstract -
  7. OneLofaTatupu

    Poll: Who do you want as next year‘s QB?

    Darnold plus Dart = Flynn plus Russ I say roll with Howell and draft a QB let them fight it out. Worked before. Didn’t 2012 play out like that or some such similar crazy shit ?
  8. OneLofaTatupu

    MUCH more fun than awating more Geno Mediocrity.

    I may have to dabble in games again. I enjoy watching things progress and evolve. The defense did that last season. The offense did not. Our QB did not. Stagnant at best. But a few minutes of football between hours of commercials ain’t my style. So I stand by my overhyped overpriced garbage...
  9. OneLofaTatupu

    Currently Jason Myers has the 6th Highest Cap # for 2025

    When is the offseason officially over or is this stuff just ubiquitous? Noah Fant is #4. Michael Dickson is #10. Moms go to college.
  10. OneLofaTatupu

    What will a Kubiak offense look like?

    Doubt that. I’d say our defense was the difference maker in many games last year. When the D was bad we lost and vice versa. Very few games stand out as offensive explosions. One maybe (v cards)
  11. OneLofaTatupu

    Is there an argument for Geno as anything other than QB5 in team history?

    I wouldn’t even add him - blip on the radar of life
  12. OneLofaTatupu

    Joe Thuney traded

    Imagine metcalf on the bills
  13. OneLofaTatupu

    2025 Seahawks Depth Chart and Roster Moves

    Pick 92 not 73
  14. OneLofaTatupu

    Geno traded!

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/03/07/seattle-seahawks-trade-geno-smith-to-las-vegas-raiders/82009252007/
  15. OneLofaTatupu

    Geno traded!

    It’s a low 3 (92) but it’s still good
  16. OneLofaTatupu

    Geno traded!

    The fact that we think what’s being reported is what’s actually going on is delusional crazy stuff.
  17. OneLofaTatupu

    Geno traded!

    Are they supposed to say they are ecstatic? Imagine that headline. I bet I know which one gets more clicks
  18. OneLofaTatupu

    Geno traded!

    I’m here. And it’s a crazy good return. Old qb wanting lots of dough and commitment who is as consistent as a stress menstruation for a (presumably) high 3rd We will call it a low second because it makes me feel even better Edit: it’s a low 3rd but still
  19. OneLofaTatupu

    REBUILD

    Our defense seems to say otherwise They better get Ernest taken care of
  20. OneLofaTatupu

    Aaaron Rodgers

    Don’t put that evil on us Ricky Bobby
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