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  1. StorytellerMatt

    Question about SB team logo alignments

    Every time I turn on ESPN or go to a website to read about the game, they always show the team logos aligned like this, facing the same direction: Shouldn't the Seahawk logo be inverted to face the Patriot, to imply that the two teams are competing against each other, like this? I don't...
  2. StorytellerMatt

    Philadelphia Daily Article

    Quote from Richard Sherman: Full column: http://mmqb.si.com/2015/01/27/richard-sherman-seahawks-super-bowl-49-sports-illustrated-magazine/
  3. StorytellerMatt

    Aros' Fearless Prediction Thread (Pats @ Hawks) *SBXLIX!!*

    This was mine, so I'll just repost it.
  4. StorytellerMatt

    Who do you want to see in the Okie drill Sunday

    I just want to see Brady under pressure early and then by last 1st/early 2nd one or two bone-rattling sacks. I would love to for Mr. Cool to hear footsteps the rest of the game. If LOD puts the pressure and then actually gets to him once or twice, his trademark poise might start to falter a bit.
  5. StorytellerMatt

    Baldwin and Sanders on NFLN Added Video

    Doug was awesome. Prime played it cool. The most distracting thing about the interview was that Cowboys fan in the background.
  6. StorytellerMatt

    Hawkblogger Patriots Run Defense Ranks Dead Last Versus Powe

    Stats like this usually mean a lot of phantom holding penalties to negate Seattle first downs. Officiating is my biggest fear going into this game.
  7. StorytellerMatt

    Jawless I on Mike and Mike this morning, 1/27

    I prefer the original post because "useful idiot" was used to describe Che Guevara's followers--idiots whose support nevertheless served a purpose, which is perpetuating a myth about a corrupt and cowardly leader. Jaws is an idiot who perpetuates a myth, ergo a useful idiot. As an Eagles fan I...
  8. StorytellerMatt

    Are we really here?

    Nevertheless, man, I feel your loss. Lost my Dad just before Christmas 2012. Growing up in Kansas, he was always more of a Chiefs fan, but he would've loved Russell Wilson. Sadly, during the 2012 season, he was in too much of a delirium to follow Russell's rookie season. Still, I'm sure he would...
  9. StorytellerMatt

    Deion Sanders looking forward to Baldwin presser

    In the words of Chuck Bednarik: "Deion calls himself an Iron Man? That punk couldn't tackle my wife Emma!"
  10. StorytellerMatt

    FAO Patriots fans

    And when it is all over, and Bill and Pete shake hands midfield, Bill will say, "What did you do that for?" and Pete will say "For being a bastard with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother."
  11. StorytellerMatt

    FAO Patriots fans

    And to coach Bill Belichick we say: "Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"
  12. StorytellerMatt

    Oh great... Another Seahawks Parody.

    RIP Dimebag.
  13. StorytellerMatt

    Anybody see SNL's "Deflate-gate" sketch last night? *Video*

    Oh man, miss that crew. How irreverent were they? Dick Nixon running for a third term? Jimmy Carter talking a kid down off an acid trip? Julia Child bleeding out? Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute? They would have had a field day with "deflated balls." Hell, even the Sandler-Farley-Spade-Rock years...
  14. StorytellerMatt

    If you haven't seen this yet ...

    A photo essay with quick, fascinating stats about this SB matchup. This should be a hell of a game! http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap3000000462670 The two most interesting stats to me is how the Pats have 268 consecutive games without allowing a QB to rush for over 100 yards … yet three of...
  15. StorytellerMatt

    NFL warns Lynch of 15-yard penalty for crotch grabbing

    Do any of you remember the movie Watchmen a few years ago? And how all the fanboys on the internet complaint about the movie being filled with Dr. Manhattan's big blue penis? And I'm thinking that I watched taht flick three times in the theater, and there was always so much stuff going on...
  16. StorytellerMatt

    NFCCG Song Parody - "What Happened Was A Miracle"

    Chills.
  17. StorytellerMatt

    What Happened To The Psychic Who Predict The Hawks Going Bac

    Mind. Blown.
  18. StorytellerMatt

    What Happened To The Psychic Who Predict The Hawks Going Bac

    I don't know about psychics, but I'm big on patterns. Example outside of Seattle: Christian boy Tim Tebow throws for 316 yards in his defeat of the Stealers (John 3:16). The next year, when he's Mark Sanchez's backup, at one point Jets fans cry for Tebow because Sanchez (jersey #6) has 6 INTs...
  19. StorytellerMatt

    Hello Hawks fans, your help is requested.

    Those are not only bad bandwagoners, theyre low football IQ fans. Everyone knows if you're rooting for the home team, you shut your piehole on offense.
  20. StorytellerMatt

    Hello Hawks fans, your help is requested.

    Oh, and the reason I cut her out of the picture in my avatar is because she has too many old stalker boyfriends in Seattle who might recognize her. So there's that.

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