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  1. GeekHawk

    The case for Brian Schottenheimer

    The Case for Rehiring Schotty = The Case for Remarrying Your Ex. Just no.
  2. GeekHawk

    The case for Brian Schottenheimer

    Scheissen = Shit, in German Hammer = you know what a hammer is Brian Scheissenhammer = Not what I want in an OC
  3. GeekHawk

    The case for Brian Schottenheimer

    Correct. He'll flame out again.
  4. GeekHawk

    The case for Brian Schottenheimer

    Scheissenhammer? No thanks, been there done that.
  5. GeekHawk

    Friday Injury Report @ Rams

    Yeah, starting Howell would not be 'putting your best foot forward'. More like 'laying your dick on the chopping block'.
  6. GeekHawk

    Cowherd "Seattle should trade for JJ McCarthy"

    Has cowherd started contributing to heavy.com? Because one would normally find this sort of click-bait trade proposal at heavy.com. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
  7. GeekHawk

    Why Do We Need Kickers?

    Yeah, Handball is already taken.
  8. GeekHawk

    Only One Seahawk Pro Bowl Nomination

    That there are two Byron Murphys in the NFL? I think the other one is a viqueen.
  9. GeekHawk

    Have A Safe and Happy New Year 12s!

    And be careful of all the amateur drunks thinking they can drive! (All the pros stay home on Amateur Night...)
  10. GeekHawk

    Erin

    I thought his next stop on the Favre tour would be the viqueens.
  11. GeekHawk

    Start Sam Howell

    Absolutely not. Let's just stop all this Sam Howell talk. I, a 65-year-old man with a permanent handicap, would not do worse as the Seahawks quarterback. And I would be terrible.
  12. GeekHawk

    Missing the playoffs with 10 wins

    OTOH, we've also made the playoffs (and won a post-season game!) with a 7-9 record. Maybe the Football Gods are making up for that?
  13. GeekHawk

    Drew Lock

    No. Actual fans live and die with their team. **** other teams when they win and we don't. You truly embody everything I don't like about front-runner fans. We don't need your kind. We need real fans. You should probably go cheer for the Chiefs or something.
  14. GeekHawk

    The last game of the season: It's On!

    We would be like the Mariners if we made moves like trading DK...
  15. GeekHawk

    The last game of the season: It's On!

    Considering that all the talking heads had us at like 4 wins before the season started, I think it's not like the Mariners. They're always (lately, at least) picked to compete for the AL West and maybe a World Series appearance, and end up screwing the pooch due to being cheap asses.
  16. GeekHawk

    Drew Lock

    So you're coming out and declaring to the world that you're a front-runner, whoring out to whoever is winning lately. Got it, thanks for clarifying. This will inform my opinions of your future posts. Thanks for letting us all know!
  17. GeekHawk

    Whos cut before 2025?

    Getting rid of my wife's Subaru in favor of a clapped-out Chevy Cavalier is not value. Doesn't matter how cheap it is, if it barely runs it isn't worth it. Same with Howell. We say Howell = 0 wins because we've seen him in action.
  18. GeekHawk

    Anyone would think we lost...

    based on the posts here. Some people just like to wallow in misery I suppose. I mean, a thread title like "Please Don't Celebrate" *AFTER A WIN*?!? Holy shit. People need to get a grip.
  19. GeekHawk

    How hard is it to beat teams we’re supposed to beat?

    Not hard at all, apparently!
  20. GeekHawk

    A Positive: I havn't heard the name "Riq Woolen" all night

    And.... We just heard the name Riq Woolen on that 14-yard catch on 4th-and-5. :rolleyes:

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