Maybe the player towels could simulate a Beaver's tail, no?
Damn it Scott, we're trying to have a high-brow football discussion here. Please quit reducing it to funny lil quips.
And, by the way, why is there an "e" after Scott? Is it REALLY necessary? There's children in the Congo, Latin America, Corvalis who cant even afford vowels, and here you are applying them in a wasteful manner. SMH (uggh, hate that acronym).