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Marvin's tears, in a wine glass. Pronto.
Sean Payton staying with the Saints
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Marvin's tears, in a wine glass. Pronto.
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"Hello? Is that Mike Shanahan?"
"Yes"
"Hi Mike. Listen, we'd like you to be our Head Coach. You were our fourth, errrr, I mean first choice. Would you be interested?
"What's the catch?"
"Well, Trent would like to continue coaching the DB's. He'd also like to make all the personnel decisions. He says he's found this great prospect in the draft who can have a big impact in 2016 before retiring in the off-season."
"Can I pick my own defensive coordinator?"
"Well.... we'd rather not get rid of Eric Mangini. His wife bakes you see. Trent and I love her flapjacks. They're made out of muesli."
"Well what about my own offensive coordinator?"
"Well.... we've found this great guy you see. Lives locally. Steve Sarkisian he's called. We met with him last night over a Budweiser and he did a great job breaking down his favourite play using beer mats for receivers and a salt pot as the quarterback. Fantastic karaoke voice too."
"Yeah... wait... you're breaking up... CCCHHHHHHHWWWWW... I think you must be going through a tunnel... CCCCHHHWWWWW...."
"Mike? MIKE?"
**Dororthy, get Jim Mora on the phone. Tell him it's the Giants so he doesn't hang up.**
"Yes"
"Hi Mike. Listen, we'd like you to be our Head Coach. You were our fourth, errrr, I mean first choice. Would you be interested?
"What's the catch?"
"Well, Trent would like to continue coaching the DB's. He'd also like to make all the personnel decisions. He says he's found this great prospect in the draft who can have a big impact in 2016 before retiring in the off-season."
"Can I pick my own defensive coordinator?"
"Well.... we'd rather not get rid of Eric Mangini. His wife bakes you see. Trent and I love her flapjacks. They're made out of muesli."
"Well what about my own offensive coordinator?"
"Well.... we've found this great guy you see. Lives locally. Steve Sarkisian he's called. We met with him last night over a Budweiser and he did a great job breaking down his favourite play using beer mats for receivers and a salt pot as the quarterback. Fantastic karaoke voice too."
"Yeah... wait... you're breaking up... CCCHHHHHHHWWWWW... I think you must be going through a tunnel... CCCCHHHWWWWW...."
"Mike? MIKE?"
**Dororthy, get Jim Mora on the phone. Tell him it's the Giants so he doesn't hang up.**
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Nice to have him back. :snack:
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Heard he took a paycut not to be traded to the 49ers or the Browns 
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"No, that's the answer. That's the answer, you with me?"
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Funny shit, especially the last line.theENGLISHseahawk":3sye7t9w said:
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If it's Jackson they want, right now his two other scheduled interviews are with the Browns and Dolphins.
If the Eagles or Giants were in play for him I think both of those are more desirable jobs right now, but if all three of the teams looking at him want him I'd assume the Browns would be a dark horse and it would be a toss up between the Dolphins and 9ers (really just down to preferences as there are +s and -s for each of those jobs)
If the Eagles or Giants were in play for him I think both of those are more desirable jobs right now, but if all three of the teams looking at him want him I'd assume the Browns would be a dark horse and it would be a toss up between the Dolphins and 9ers (really just down to preferences as there are +s and -s for each of those jobs)
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I love it. Not put off by his original hunch that Payton would be coming to San Fran, he's now hoping the 49ers can land Hue Jackson.
And thus setting himself up for another huge let down when it doesn't happen.
Marvin -- why not think about the most middling, mediocre appointment you could make and assume it happens. Not only will this be more accurate, if they actually pull off a superior appointment, you'll feel good about the situation.
In fact forget it... I'm enjoying this too much. I think Bill Belichick fancies the gig! Go Bill!
And thus setting himself up for another huge let down when it doesn't happen.
Marvin -- why not think about the most middling, mediocre appointment you could make and assume it happens. Not only will this be more accurate, if they actually pull off a superior appointment, you'll feel good about the situation.
In fact forget it... I'm enjoying this too much. I think Bill Belichick fancies the gig! Go Bill!
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Mickey Loomis rivals Baalke in self satisfaction and ineptitude.
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