Bruce "The Dragon" Irvin

Ha, I expect flak for what was said in quotations but it flows.

However, all kidding aside... for his first game back and after just a week and half of practice... he looked good. He had some rust in run defense but when I saw him as a pass-rusher he was getting positive results.

He had a really impressive rush that gave us a -10 yard advantage after he was held longer and harder than anyone was ever held after sex in the entire history of the universe.

Seahawk Sailor":dhly40zm said:

He had a really impressive rush that gave us a -10 yard advantage after he was held longer and harder than anyone was ever held after sex in the entire history of the universe.

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It was the most obvious hold yet the Ref seemed reluctant to throw it at first.

I don't know what it is about our pass-rushers, maybe its the angle they attack from, but they get a tremendous amount of egregious holds not called against them. There was 1 or 2 on Avril where I was like "WTF really you're not going to see that"?

And Chris Clemons, that guy would get held every other play it seemed.

They should have flopped, seemed to work for Matthews.

LOL... yeah but our guys aren't "sissy made*" like Clay "Goldie Locks" Matthews.

Although, I did see our flowy locked canadian, Luke Willson get pancaked by Nick Perry.

I feel like Willson's target weight when its all said and done will be 275 but he'll still blaze in the 4.65-4.75 range. But he'll have enough base not to get blown up by every hit he takes.


* being PC

chris98251":23yprcrg said:

They should have flopped, seemed to work for Matthews.

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Quoted for truth and lulz.